Irish Catholics around the world are uniting in joy and trembling begins in Tel-Aviv, Israel as news coming from E! Online indicates that Lindsay Lohan is converting to Judaism.
The actress and newly lesbian Lohan reportedly told her crazy family the news that she was converting to the same religion as her girlfriend Samantha Ronson.
Avoiding speculation over whether his daughter would change her name to Lohanstein or Lohanberg, Lindsay’s convict father Michael Lohan, a born-again-Christian said that he’s OK with her conversion - “As long as she believes in God” - adding that:
“She’s exploring right now. She’s explored the Church of Scientology, she tried Kabbalah, and now this. I think it’s just another phase. But either way, she’s involving God in her life, and I’m happy about that.”
Well is it L’Chaim to the Jews or a Big Oy Vey that Lindsay Lohan has chosen Judaism over Church of Scientology?
August 15-17, 2008
1. Tropic Thunder (Paramount/DreamWorks) $33M
2. Star Wars: The Clone Wars(Warner Bros.) $18M
3. The Dark Knight (Warner Bros.) $17M
4. Pineapple Express(Sony) $13M
5. Mirrors (Fox) $10M
6. The Mummy III(Universal) $8M
7. The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants (Warner Bros.) $7M
8. Mamma Mia! (Universal) $5.25M
9. Step Brothers (Sony) $5M
10. Vicky Christina Barcelona(MGM/Weinstein) $4M
THE OTHER GUYS:
BOX OFFICE GURU
1. Tropic Thunder (Paramount/DreamWorks) $38M
2. The Dark Knight (Warner Bros.) $16.5M
3. Star Wars: The Clone Wars(Warner Bros.) $16M
4. Pineapple Express(Sony) $12.5M
5. Mirrors (Fox) $11M
6. The Mummy III(Universal) $8M
* Vicky Christina Barcelona(MGM/Weinstein) $4M
* Fly Me to the Moon - 3D(Summit) $2M
* Henry Poole is Here(Overture) $1M
BOX OFFICE REPORT
1. Tropic Thunder (Paramount/DreamWorks) $26M
2. The Dark Knight (Warner Bros.) $16.5M
3. Star Wars: The Clone Wars(Warner Bros.) $16M
4. Mirrors (Fox) $13M
5. Pineapple Express(Sony) $12.5M
6. The Mummy III(Universal) $8.3M
7. The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants (Warner Bros.) $7M
8. Mamma Mia! (Universal) $5.7M
9. Step Brothers (Sony) $5M
10. Journey to the Center of the Earth (New Line) $3.5M
10. Vicky Christina Barcelona(MGM/Weinstein) $3.5M
BOX OFFICE MOJO (Derby)
1. Tropic Thunder (Paramount/DreamWorks) $31.6M
2. Star Wars: The Clone Wars(Warner Bros.) $24.3M
3. The Dark Knight (Warner Bros.) $17.6M
4. Pineapple Express(Sony) $13.5M
5. Mirrors (Fox) $10.4M
6. The Mummy III(Universal) $8.6M
7. The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants (Warner Bros.) $6.5M
8. Mamma Mia! (Universal) $5.5M
9. Step Brothers (Sony) $5.2M
10. Vicky Christina Barcelona(MGM/Weinstein) $3.9M
SCREEN COUNT
1. The Dark Knight (Warner Bros.) 3,590
2. Star Wars: The Clone Wars(Warner Bros.) 3,452
3. The Mummy III(Universal) 3,363
4. Tropic Thunder (Paramount/DreamWorks) 3,319
5. Pineapple Express(Sony) 3,072
6. Mamma Mia! (Universal) 2,771
7. The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants (Warner Bros.) 2,714
8. Mirrors (Fox) 2,664
9. Step Brothers (Sony) 2,648
10. Journey to the Center of the Earth (New Line) 1,405
* Vicky Christina Barcelona(MGM/Weinstein) 692
* Henry Poole is Here(Overture) 527
* Fly Me to the Moon - 3D(Summit) 452
BOPSY WEEKEND MOVIE PICK
It’s all about “Tropic Thunder” this weekend - who doesn’t want to see Robert Downey Jr. in black-face in this Ben Stiller war epic parody. “Mirrors” is probably going to suck balls despite starring Kiefer Sutherland. And if you, like me, have a standing weekend movie-date with your mother, perhaps you’ll want to check out Woody Allen’s latest adult comedy-drama “Vicky Christina Barcelona.”
The Olympics are great. Especially if you enjoy looking at female athlete’s asses.
NBA superstar Lebron James gets a front row to a nice swimmer chick’s ass. He gets caught looking and then puts an American do-rag on his head in shame.
NBC logo to be painted on the girls’ ass momentarily.
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