It is hard, almost impossible to make a marriage work and also save the world everyday by fighting fires and being a true hero. How do you cope?
Jesus Christ. That is the only way.
JC personally asked Kirk Cameron to star in a film that would explain and demonstrate for white Christian people how to manage a tested relationship as well as a challenging career with the words of a wise old father and a jive-talking black fire-captain Kirk Cameron can make it work. He’s sensitive, he’s sweet and he’s definitely heterosexual.
He’s Kirk Cameron and this is “Fireproof” - showing you that the evangelical arm of the Christian church is creatively capable of producing a film (actually this is the third film from Sherwood Pictures, the hope-filled, heartfelt moviemaking ministry of Sherwood Baptist Church in Albany, Georgia.)
My Best Friend’s Girl stars Dane Cook, so you know it’s full of laughs. Wait, did I say laughs? I meant props, and establishing shots, and extras walking around in the background. It’s also full of end credits (though mostly at the end) and contains a peppering of incidental music. Yes sir, this movie’s got it all.
It’s visually captivating, hyper-saturated, effects-laden, makes no real sense, but perhaps most amazingly, contains a song by Billy Corgan that did NOT make me want to stab someone. That hasn’t happened since Siamese Dream.Zack Snyder’sWatchmen is either going to be a big barrel of suck or the greatest movie ever. And it might even accomplish both.
Doctor Manhattan looks pretty awesome, but this trailer does serve as a reminder that no matter how cool superhero costumes look in the funny books, in real life they look pretty g-h-e-i. I blame ComiCon nerds. In real-life I see a guy in spandex and a cape and I can’t help but think “never been laid.”
Update: If the trailer seemed to you like an visually-interesting melange of nonsense, Cinematical has posted a very helpful Beginner’s Guide to the trailer. Of course if the trailer’s editors had done their job they would’ve cut something together that didn’t leave noobs scratching their heads. Or maybe that was the point. It’s like confuse-a-cat!
Cinematical’s Beginner’s Guide to the WATCHMEN trailer is below.
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