Why isn’t a hot piece of ass like Eliza Dushku a bigger star?

I recently saw her in a bit role in a movie called “Bottle Shock” – a tiny independent film about wine growing. Wine growing movie and she’s got a bit part? Doesn’t make sense…

Someone as fine as the picture above clearly shows that she is should not be relegated to B or C films in the fourth or fifth biggest roles.

Is it because she starred in New Regency’s “Wrong Turn” that Dushku’s career seems to be second-rate? Or perhaps the fact that she dates pitcher turned brawler Brad Penny and doesn’t give it up to the right producers and power-brokers in Hollywood?

Well, I hear that Dushku will star in a new Fox show from genius Joss Whedon called “Dollhouse.” The premise of the show premiering Fridays at 9pm on Fox is that an underground group of “Actives” comprised of high-tech escorts and secret agents with customizable personalities is shipped out “to do the bidding” of powerful clients.

Dushku’s character ‘Echo’ has her memory erased after each and every assignment. Dushku is also a producer on the show and if it comes out in a box set and she wears sexy outfits in the show, you know that I will buy the DVDs and watch them at home – alone…. and naked….

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Liberals Alec Baldwin and Tina Fey appear on “30 Rock” together

After appearing on the highest rated “Saturday Night Live” this weekend alongside Republican Vice Presidential nominee Alaska Governor Sarah Palin, liberal actor and activist Alec Baldwin’s political character has been called in to question by some.

Especially, after receiving a ‘zinger’ from Palin when she said that pseudo-Christian-retard Stephen Baldwin was her favorite Baldwin brother.

So Baldwin went on the Huffington Post and blogged about the incident comparing meeting Palin on SNL to a very civil encounter he had with former Secretary of State Dr. Henry Kissinger (whom Baldwin refers to as his ‘political opposite’) in 1998.

Baldwin wrote about the Palin meeting on SNL:

Saturday Night Live is a comedy show. It’s not Meet the Press. It doesn’t “ask the tough questions” or “set the agenda.” It attempts, with varying degrees of success, to make people laugh. That’s it. Whether they skewer and savage people in order to do so, they don’t care. When you come on a show like that, you are prepared in advance to get worked over. Palin knew that. Palin came on to be a good sport. And she was. She was polite, gracious. (More so than some of the famous actors who come through there, believe me.)

However, I assume that, like Meet the Press, SNL feels an obligation to offer their special forum to any and all public figures and officials who are current. Headline making. And in SNL’s case, would make for a hit show. Several people decried SNL for giving her a spot on the show. You’re kidding, right? The woman is the Vice Presidential nominee of one of the two major parties in this country. Don’t put her on SNL? With all of her exposure and the Tina Fey performance? What reality are you in?

If you think an appearance on Saturday Night Live would sway voters and actually affect the outcome of the election, you may have more contempt for the electorate of this country than the Republican National Committee does. And that’s a lot of contempt.

Who is your favorite Baldwin brother?

• Alec Baldwin (”The Departed”)
• Billy Baldwin (”Backdraft”)
• Daniel Baldwin (”Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew”)
• Stephen Baldwin (”Bio-Dome”)

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Tina Fey has been a fixture on “Saturday Night Live” portraying Alaska Governor Sarah Palin ever since John McCain has chosen Palin as his running mate. Tonight on NBC’s “Saturday Night Live” Palin appeared on the show and appeared to be a good sport on the show which has been mocking her mercilessly over the past month.

The show opened with Tina Fey portraying Palin and holding forth before the “liberal elite media and the liberal regular media” at her first press conference.

In addition to Palin, Mark Wahlberg (who made it known last week that he hated Andy Samberg’s imitation of him in another sketch) appeared on the show. Alec Baldwin also came on as a guest on the show and his bit was to mistake Palin for “30 Rock” co-star Tina Fey and talk trash about Palin straight to her face.

However, the best part of the show was when the very pregnant Amy Pohler performed a ‘Sarah Palin rap’ on the ‘Weekend Update’ part of the program. Check it out here

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The CW doesn’t exist to me. It’s a network that I normally pass over realizing that most of the nonsense on that channel is being produced and marketed to retarded 13 year old girls.

Then I realized everyone watches it. Even smart people. Even smart people who have a penis. It’s so weird. So one night I actually watched the supposed “most talked about show” on TV – “Gossip Girl” and sure enough it was trash and watching it made me feel dirty inside, however I have to admit it was better than 95% of the nonsense on TV and I’m pretty sure its the best thing on the CW (why else do I see these ridiculous “OMG” billboards promoting the show everywhere I go…?)

(Sidenote: I admit that I watched the 2 hour premiere of the re-incarnation of “Beverly Hills 90210” only to regret it fully after viewing it…)

Anyhow, the cast of the show “Gossip Girl” which includes people with silly real-life names like Blake Lively, Leighton Meester and Penn Badgely have teamed up with director Doug Liman (”Mr. & Mrs. Smith” and “Swingers“) to spoof an anti-drugs spoof that switches the topic of drugs for children to parents who are thinking about voting for John McCain.

Kind of genius if you ask me…. (shame they didn’t spoof this classic PSA though…)

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