Madonna is a lesbian. I’m calling it.

Remember when she smooched with Britney Spears and Christina Aguillera. Now, Madonna locks lips with one of her back-up dancers at a Paris concert. It seems to me that this “girl-power” singer is a huge fan of the female tongue action.

I guess that also falls in line with her legions of gay fans and her Baby Daddy who is a gay dancer.

I don’t think Guy Ritchie is going to be staying in this relationship for very much longer.

Bruce Springsteen, aka “The Boss” might have been ‘born to run’ but the one who is running this time is Barack Obama and it’s for President of the United States.

Now Springsteen, who has never made his support of the common man a secret, has announced that he is supporting Barack Obama for President. On his Web site, Springsteen posted a simple endorsement:

“Senator Obama, in my view, is head and shoulders above the rest. He has the depth, the reflectiveness, and the resilience to be our next President.”

Springsteen said that Hillary Clinton’s “Bittergate” is overblown and a distraction from the issues.

In 2004, Springsteen supported John Kerry against George W. Bush. Let’s hope the Springsteen endorsement carries more weight this time…

Apparently teen-sensation Miley Cyrus didn’t get our memo about how annoying the Madonna + Justin Timberlake video for “4 Minutes” was….

Miley and her 21-year-old bestie Mandy Jiroux (also her back-up dancer) pay homage to Madonna’s “4 Minutes” with their own version.

Miley’s version is better though because she probably spent $12.50 to make hers as opposed to the millions Madonna’s record company probably splooged to make hers… (also, Miley is 15 years old and not 50 with wrinkly arms and hands…)

Every red-blooded American has a huge hard-on for Mormon dancing teen-queen Julianne Hough of ABC’s “Dancing with the Stars” but her transformation into country music artist is pretty dissapointing.

I’ve just checked out her new music video for single “That Song in my Head” over here

Sure, Hough looks incredible in the Trey Fanjoy directed video, but the song is mediocre at best. Her dancing brother Derek Hough appears in the beach party scene and Julianne’s love-interest in the video is played by a hack actor from “Meet the Spartans” named Travis van Winkle (is that a real name or are you kidding me?)

Well here’s hoping that Julianne sticks to what she knows best, slinky outfits, choreograhy and dancing.