I think its clear to see that you can’t mess with Ali Larter’s whipped cream bra and panties from the movie “Varsity Blues” sticking to writing smarmy dialogue Diablo Cody! (and where are the cherry nipples anyhow?)

Why does a site like BOPsy care about a baseball slugger’s ex-wife?  We don’t, but apparently all of you do - now that Roger Clemens is on trial for taking steroids and tomorrow’s testimony will hinge on steroid-accuser McNamee and the testimony that he will be giving which is to deal with a conversation he and Roger Clemens had at a party that was thrown by Jose and Jessica Canseco where Clemens and his wife Debbie attended.

So now there’s a lot of interest in the former Mrs. Canseco - so I looked her up. And I noticed she posed for Playboy and she’s a hot piece of ass. So that’s why I am sharing it…

The 33-year-old Jessica Canseco is from Ohio and she met Canseco when she was a Hooters girl.
Her autobiography, “Juicy: Confessions of a Former Baseball Wife” was published in August, 2005. Later that year her Playboy pictorial appeared. In 2007, Jessica Canseco married plastic surgeon Garth Fisher (who was previously married to Brooke Burke) in Bel Air.

Now she’s trying to be an actress (only slutty hooker or stripper parts I am sure) and she appears in the straight-to-DVD film “Getting It” which I have so kindly linked for oyu here.

30-year-old actress Emmanuelle Chriqui - best known as ‘Sloan’ on HBO’s
“Entourage” is going to have a big 2008. The Montreal, Canada born actress is a child of Moroccan Jewish immigrants. At the age of 10, Chriqui appeared in a McDonald’s commercial.

Her first Hollywood role was in 1999’s “Detroit Rock City” and was followed in 2000 with “Snow Day.”

The bilingual actress who speaks both French and English will be appearing in 2008 in 5 films along with appearances on “Entourage” - the most notable role this year will be as ‘Dalia’ in the Adam Sandler comedy “You Don’t Mess with the Zohan.”

“La Vie En Rose” may have earned 32-year-old French actress Marion Cotillard an Oscar last night.  In that role she wore tons of make-up to portray homely looking singer ‘Edith Piaf’ throughout her life.  In actuality, Cotillard is a real hottie.

But it was her work in “Les jolies choses“ which earned her the respect of the editors of BOPsy.  In the 2001 French film she plays two roles - identical twins.  Scroll down to check out some nude photos of her from that movie….

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