1. So speculations were right…Beyonce and Jay Z did get married! The ceremony took place at one of Jay Z’s Tribeca apartment buildings on Friday night April 4th, where close friends and fam partied til 4:30am. The number 4 is close to the couple cause they were both born on the 4th day of their month. Supposedly there’s going to be another wedding on May 4th in France. What is this, a Tour Wedding? I just never got that whole partying across the world thing…in any case, congrats!

2. Charlton Heston, you will be greatly missed! Not only was the Oscar winner known for his famous roles but he was also President of the NRA and SAG and he was a big supporter of Civil Rights and Dr. Martin Luther King. He is survived by his wife of 64 years (wow!) and their two children. His accomplishments were numerous and he will not be forgotten. RIP.

3. Pamela Anderson was seen making out w/ Criss Angel. If Pamela had a buck for every guy she’s come in contact w/, she’d be richer than Bill Gates.

4. Tom Cruise is threatening to sue somebody! Apparently there’s a mar!juana type out there called “Tom Cruise Purple.” Tom’s furious. Oh please, would you relax a little. Perhaps if you smoked your own weed you wouldn’t be so uptight.

5. Check out Whitney Houston w/ Auntie Dionne at a Muhammad Ali event in Arizona this weekend. She’s really embracing that singlehood w/ those products of hers hangin’ out. Tryin’ to catch a man Whit?

5. Britney’s planning on coming out w/ a clothing line w/ Christian Audigier. So we can expect white trash h0-ish designs for the fall line I take it?

6. More on Bobby Brown’s book… on Whitney he says, “We also had bedroom chemistry. I’ve always been known to be a pretty good lover. The word on the street is that I’m well-endowed, if that means anything. Does it, ladies?” Bobby, if you have to quote the “word on the street” and you’re referring to yourself, then basically…you created that particular street so shut up!

7. Avril Lavigne made an @ss out of herself while performing at a concert in Montreal. She said, it’s good to be back home here in “Ontario” when Montreal is in the city of Quebec. Good Lord, aren’t you Canadian!? You should focus less time on dying your hair w/ funky streaks and pick up a book instead.

8. I’ve never seen a woman wear black to her own baby shower. She must be feeling (and lookin’) real frumpy.

9. Is Sarah Jessica really showing off her hands? Well she was smart to show off the palms cause let me tell you, that woman has some seriously wrinkled ET hands. Modern science really has to come up w/ some sort of cosmetic surgery for that; it’s not attractive.

10. I’m starting to think that Paris really believes that she is actually a leopard. Does the girl wear anything else besides leopard and pink!?

11. Happy Birthday to Heath Leger, he recently would’ve been 29. RIP.

12. Liz Taylor really has come a long way. She recently attended a benefit at West Hollywood gay bar. Apparently she went dressed like a Harajuku Girl. I’m sure Gwen Stefani’s so proud.

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I saw “Definitely, Maybe” and it was definitely just ok.

1. I’m sure you all know by now but Naomi Campbell was arrested at Heathrow airport for spitting on a cop; looks like Zsa Zsa’s her idol. She hits people, she spits on people…I really think that pretty soon she’ll start pissing on people.

2. That Giselle really knows how to (@ss) grab attention. Her excuse for those shorts better not be “I don’t know how to do laundry.”

3. Even though Orlando Bloom’s been gettin’ busy w/ Miranda Kerr, he’s been apparently cozying up to Jen Aniston. He’s got a major crush on her. I wonder if he’ll just wiggle his bean w/ her or actually take her seriously. It’s been some time now that her relationship w/ Brad ended…I say she get back on the horse! (We all knew Vince Vaughn was her “in the meantime” guy.)

4. It was a big deal and I should’ve mentioned it earlier this week…thanks to “Touch My Body”, Mariah now has 18 #1 hit singles and has beat Elvis in the category of most #1 singles. Go Mariah!

5. For those New Kids fans…check out the site http://www.nkotb.com/ Is this really happening??

6. We never see Mena’s rear and all of a sudden she’s all about sportin’ it? How can she stand that sh!t dug up all the way in there? That’s not a G…that’s a lot of material to be shoved in that area. Can you imagine if someone like Kim Kardashian wore that bathing suit?? It would get lost in her assets.

7. Usher will release his album on May 27th. Not excited anymore…he’s married to she-man now. Big turn off.

8. Perez Hilton claims he made out w/ John Mayer on New Year’s eve in front of (girlfriend-at-the-time) Jessica Simpson! Perez says he doesn’t know if he’s gay but he’s definitely bi. Hmmm, what would Perez get out of this? Why would he lie? I’m thinking it could be true. And Jessica, if you’re dude was kissing guys…that’s a clear sign that he’s probably just not that into you. Mayer, if you’re gay/bi/s*xually ambiguous/whatever…we’ll get it.

9. Bobby Brown’s writing a tell all called “The Truth, The Whole Truth and Nothing But the Truth” (probably cause he’s been in a freakin’ court room longer than any of us.) He’s calling Whitney out saying that she was the reason he was heavily into drugs. He admits that he didn’t even try c0ke until after he married her. He’s not even married to her anymore and he STILL capitalizes on being Mr. Whitney Houston. Even though Whitney’s let us down over the past few years w/ her “crack is whack” era, I’m still on Team Whitney! Bobby also claims that Whitney was a lezzie, that he banged many a h0s and that he even dated Madonna. Bobby, at least do something right…you better take the money you make from that book (all $1,000 of it) and pay some child support to at least one of your many baby mommas.

10. More on baby mommas…Fiddy is getting sued by the mother of his kid for $10 million bucks cause he’s evicting her and her son out of his Long Island home. In February, the judge docked Shaniqua Tompkin’s child support payment from $25,000 a month to $6,700 a month and the intention was that she would use that money to find another place to live. I guess time’s out! It’s all good…he’s my sugar daddy anyway, I guess I’m movin’ in to the mansion!

11. Dita Von Teese has a s*x tape out there. Not a shocker. But I’m also not putting it on the cheese. Do your research and go find it if you care to see it.

12. Lil Jon started his own wine label, “Little Johnathon Winery.” He’ll figure out any way to get and stay “crunk.”

13. Check out Alanis. She looks so feminine! Doesn’t she have that Jennifer Love Hewitt thing going?

14. Jessica Alba’s having a baby girl. Supposedly she’s naming her “Honor.” Thoughts???

15. I’m going to give Eva Longoria some credit…she looks d-mn good in that dress.

16. As for Renee Zellweger, I don’t know what’s blinding me more, that dress or her tanless-ness.

17. Supposedly Beyonce and Jay Z’s wedding is today in NY. The guests were told to all wear ivory and the invitations didn’t have an address..hhmmm, I guess we’ll see if it’s indeed true come tomorrow.

Mz. Jibbz’ Picks:

-I went to Chaya off Robertson in L.A yesterday. As usual I don’t really care for the food there but the desserts are ALWAYS amazing. I tried the warm chocolate croissant w/ banana pudding. Good Lord I’m salivating just thinking about it! As I was walking there I saw the very pretty Jay Manuel w/ his white hair.

Chaya
8741 Alden Dr.
Los Angeles, CA
310.859.8833

“Let Freedom Ring…”
-Martin Luther King, January 15, 1929 - April 4, 1968. May he RIP.

1. So Britney has decided to hire her old manager Larry Rudolph. He’s basically the guy that put her on the map. It’s good to see the old friends together. Let’s face it, she needs all the help she can get.

2. Have you people heard about all this drama w/ Sam Rubin and KTLA this morning? I guess he received a memo from the producer saying that he’s sick and tired of Sam having stand-ins when he’s supposed to be doing his own job (ie he had his daughter broadcast the “Kids Choice Awards.”) Anyway, Sam basically walked off the air right there ’cause they were going to suspend him (for the 4th time.) While I think that sucks and all, I think Sam’s good but I won’t say he’s the absolute best. He’s got too much of an arrogance to him for my taste.

Edit: April Fool’s! I guess the joke’s on us!

3. Jessica Simpson was hospitalized at Cedars for a kidney infection. Well that’s a new excuse…wonder what she’s really in for. I doubt she’d be in there for 5 days for lip injections and really…her b00bz are big enough. Nose job perhaps?

4. Jenny Lo dropped $50,000 on a home gym in her NY home to help lose the baby weight. I guess she realized this was going to be harder than losing her “In Living Color” fat.

5. Sarah Jessica Parker has p!ssed off the other girls in the “S*x” movie ’cause all the designers are asking her to wear the best outfits for their NY premiere. Now all the girls are demanding to arrive separately and have their own 5 minutes on the red carpet. Oh please…those heffers aren’t friends! They wouldn’t have arrived together anyway.

6. Jamie Lynn is definitely a Spears. How many times have we seen this look on Britney while she’s driving a car.

7. Janice Dickinson just needs to face the facts. Unless she has an @ss lift, I don’t think she can pull off that bikini. Sorry to break it to you JD but the saggy look is out!

8. Woody Allen is suing American Apparel for using an image from “Annie Hall” in one of their ads. Suing amount: $10 million bucks. As if he isn’t rich enough.

9. Check out Denzel outside of club Villa in L.A. Drinkin’ too much of that Johnny?? Too bad, he’s so well respected. It’s ok, people mess up all the time D. (Even though I know you’re a down low bean wiggler.)

10. Chris Brown says him and Rihanna are like brother and sister. Now that’s just sick!

11. Keith Richards admitted that he smokes the weed all the time. Is that really cheese!?

12. The problem w/ enhancing your face is that once you start doing it…you need to keep doing it. Just ask Lara Flynn Boyle . She needs to remove the fat in her face and lift those cheeks. I don’t remember her lips ever looking that saggy.

13. Do you ladies remember Jade from America’s Next Top Model from a few seasons ago…you know, the season where Danielle won (the girl we never hear about.) Well here’s Jade. I don’t know why she thinks she looks so hot; she looks like a video h0 w/ that psychadelic hair color of hers. Did she have her little sister marker her hair?

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Saw some movies this weekend-

“Meet The Browns” put me to sleep. I just couldn’t handle all the bad acting (that doesn’t include Angela Bassett and the kid that plays her eldest son. As for the rest of them…snooooooooooooooze.) It dragged out too.

“21″ was AWESOME! Few things in the story I would change but overall, great concept of a story and great acting.

*****

1. Since it’s Friday, I figured I’d start w/ a fun photo! Check out George Clooney’s girlfriend at “work.”

Before Sarah Larson met Sugar Daddy George, she was one of those promoter girls in Vegas that got hired to look all sharmuta-ish and walk around w/ the products. (Term: “Sharmuta.” Translation: Sl-t) Well we can’t really fault George, he just needs to feed his bean and it looks like he did a good job solving the problem of the task at hand.

2. Oh Paris, before you attempt to belly dance, take some freakin’ classes.

Why does she keep twirling herself like a baton? She looks like a sl-tty ballerina in a jewelry box. (I dig the dress though…too bad she’s so skinny you can snap those shoulders like a wishbone.)

3. So an insider tells me that the Diddy/Cameron Diaz thing is really true! They’ve been spending a looooot of time together lately. I can imagine that being some dirty s*x right there. (Thanks anonymous source!)

4. Hindus are demanding a screening of Mike Myers’ satirical comedy “The Love Guru” before it’s released as they’re concerned the flick will mock the religion in a negative way. Myers said it will be presented in an Austin Powers sort of way (well yea, we figured that.) Oh please, they just want to see a free movie (and I don’t blame them…who the hell pays $10 bucks to see a movie these days anyway. I’m all about the “screenings” meself. )

5. Ashlee Simpson is working w/ Wet Seal to put out a collection of t shirts. Ashlee, Wet Seal is so 12 years ago…get w/ it.

6. On to the other sister…even though Jessica’s dress is short as hell, at least she knows how to cover her peach when getting out of a car. Take notes Brit.

7. It looks like Christina Aguilera and her husband are getting too rowdy for their neighbors. One neighbor said, “They don’t just splash
around (in their pool) - they laugh, scream, swear and make sexy noises. We’re happy that they’re happy, but we wish they’d keep it down a bit. There are a lot of old people who live around here, and they don’t like noise after the dinner hour.” Christina…I can’t say anything about your backyard, but you have enough money…get some sound proof rooms girl! You can get as dirrty as you want.

8. So the Pussycat Dolls are being fined by the Malaysian government ’cause at a concert 2 years ago, Ashley (the blonde) showed her peach (since her dookie shorts were so small) and Carmit (the redhead who’s recently decided to leave) flashed a b00b. It’s not like it’s a surprise that would happen, their clothes barely fit Barbie…something’s bound to fall out sooner or later. And why the hell did it take Malaysia 2 years to process the fine exactly? I’d hate to see what happens when they’re trying to pass a bill.

9. Check out another one of Eliot Spitzer’s “workers.” Her face has been stretched more than saran wrap.

10. R&B singer Mario has been caught lickin’ lips w/ his dance partner Karina Smirnoff while they were at the Four Seasons in L.A. This dancer really gets around. First Mario Lopez now singer Mario, this chick needs to be careful who she dances w/. It’s a good thing they didn’t partner her up w/ Penn!

11. So it looks like Jenny Lo and Marc Anthony are spending that $6 mil that People mag gave them. Marc recently got an 8-carat, $300,000 canary diamond from Michael Bondanza. She’s really all about those canary diamonds, isn’t she? Jenny Lo is also getting Petit Tresor to reconstruct a $30,000 nursery for their fat house in Puerto Rico. Must be nice to make millions for no reason. Even though People mag is probably hurtin’ after spending that $6 mil, no need to buy the mag just to see the photos…here’s another shot of La Mama and her ninos.

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Funny comment. A little interview between Sports Illustrated and Kim Kardashian…

SI: Do you like the nickname you and Reggie have been given: The Bush and The Tush?
KK: We laugh at it. It’s definitely funny. Sometimes my family calls us Kush, but The Bush and The Tush is better. (I wonder if she’s the Bush and he’s the Tush!)

Thanks RK!