1. Kanye West and fiancee broke up. All good, he’s gonna bean wiggle anyway.

2. Jen Aniston to be on Oprah’s “Big Give” Finale episode. She’s probably trying to out-charity Angelina.

3. James Franco is the new smelly face of Gucci by Gucci men’s fragrance. It’s a good thing those ads usually don’t require full body shots; he’s short as hell.

4. Foxy Brown’s getting released from jail. Beauty salons beware!

5. Happy Birthday to Posh Spice, she is now 34. I can’t believe she’s only 34. I was thinking she looked great for a 40 year old.

6. Beyonce and Jay Z’s first fight…they were at the Hollywood Bowl (for his concert) and the DJ started playing “Crazy in Love” and (supposedely as a joke) Jay Z said “f-ck that. Sorry B, f-ck that. Let’s play something else.” I guess she went Mariah on his @ss for it. I always say, if you’re gonna fight, make it something big.

7. This is what Pamela Anderson decided to wear to her son’s baseball game. Even Britney would wear something better than that (it would be 20 times smaller, but still would be better.)

8. Mariah’s sad cause she got booed at her own CD signing party. Well maybe your @ss shouldn’t have shown up two hours late!

9. Usher’s album cover. I’m sure it was approved by Tameka cause there’s no h0s in it (except for her husband of course.)

10. Ashanti, know this…dresses are not meant to be worn like saran wrap. It’s ok to admit you’re a size 6 and not a size 4, dear.

11. Bridget Bardot, who lives in France, is in trouble (that’s not a name I ever thought would be on the cheese.) She wrote a letter to Nicolas Sarkozy back in 2006, when he was the interior minister, talking sh!t about Muslims. “We’re fed up with being led by the nose by this population that is destroying us, destroying our country by imposing its acts.” Prosecutors think she deserves a 2 month jail-sentence and a $24,000 fine (how the hell do they just come up w/ these random numbers.) Big balls there lady.

12. Papa Joe Simpson has been shopping around w/ the mags and is looking for someone to fork out $1 million bucks for an exclusive interview w/ Ashlee on her pregnancy. WTF? I though she supposedly wasn’t pregnant Papa Joe. For being a minister, you truly are a money wh0re.

13. Debbie Gibson, just cause you have a stalker, it doesn’t mean you get to dress like a Pussycat Doll.

Mz. Jibbz’ Picks:

-Went to the “Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay” Premiere last night. I did laugh out loud a few times. Some parts were stupid and some parts are insanely raunchy, but of course those movies wouldn’t be what they are w/o the raunch. I think it’ll be the rise of the “bottomless” parties. After party was at the Green Door. Lots of people there, of course the cast…Kal Penn, John Cho, Neil Patrick Harris…etc…but my favorite person that was there was McLovin’!!!! And in the true spirit of the movie, John Cho was smokin’ a blunt. Good times! Thanks for the invite AT! Gang…always great to see you ;)

-Congratulate me, I can officially do parties at Eva Longoria’s spot “Beso” email me if you want to have a special event! And NO don’t email me for reservations.

Beso
6350 Hollywood Blvd
Hollywood, CA
323) 467-7991

1. Gisele Bundchen is going to be the next shaggy girl in “Austin Powers 4.” Did you know that even though Leo Dicaprio is back w/ Bar Rafaeli, he still drunk dials/texts Gisele just to hear her voice? I don’t get why people think she’s so great. She’s got the body but the face is just…blah. (Good hair though.)

2. Mariah and Nick Cannon were caught gettin’ cozy in Vegas last week. What the hell, she’s got pantyhose older than him.

3. Supposedly Alicia Keys’ is gettin’ married to her boyfriend Kerry Brothers. I think that’s crap and probably not gonna happen anytime soon but who knows.

4. John Mayer’s been seen w/ Nicole Sherzinger and they’ve been gettin’ pretty cozy. Nicole, didn’t you hear…he made out w/ Perez Hilton! Any dude that finds Perez attractive is no good; not even for a booty call.

5. I know Lisa Raye hates it when people refer to her “Playa’s Club” days, but when she’s wearing sh!t like this, how can we not! Doesn’t it kinda look like her head was put on someone else’s body?

6. Oh Ellen Pompeo, I thought you’d be better than that. Your nips are staring at me…make ‘em stop!

7. Marissa Jaret Winokur has just signed a contract w/ Sony; the girl’s gettin’ her own talk-show! It’s a good thing that they’re puttin’ that mouth to some use.

8. So Brooke Hogan’s doing Maxim mag (yea…I don’t get it either.) During her pretty much nekked photo shoot, her dad stopped by to take pictures of her cause he was so proud. Dad, isn’t that kinda nasty? Most dads wouldn’t even look at the magazine spread when it comes out and you wanted to go see the process? Do you know how to spell INCEST?

9. Paris, I hate the contacts. Is there anything real about you?

10. R&B singer Akon’s been lying about his past. He built his career based on how he lead a big ol’ car theft op and went to jail for a while. We come to find out the boy’s been arrested for gun possession and receiving stolen property. His bail was $3,500 and he got 3 years probation. Akon, you’re officially in the Ja Rule category.

11. Ray J says about Bobby Brown’s book “‘I think what Bobby’s saying in his book is just ridiculous. He should really go back in and pray and figure out what he should do on the positive tip. I don’t kiss and tell, I don’t exploit other people’s business and I don’t think it’s cool that Bobby’s doing that!’” You may not kiss and tell, but you definitely kiss and video tape you skeez. I’m surprised Bobby’s not your godfather.

12. Mary-Kate, are you going to read my fortune now?

Mz. Jibbz’ Picks:

Couple of hot spots from coast to coast:
L.A - New downtown spot called Seven. The vibe is hot, the crowd is good….very sexy. Restaurant-Lounge type.

Seven
555 W. 7th St.
L.A, CA 90014
213.223.0777
www.sevenrestaurantbar.com/

N.Y- New spot called The Box. They have shows every hour at night; you get dinner and a show! They filmed an episode of “Gossip Girl” where Blaire does a burlesque dance. If you need reservations, hit up Marissa: Bellini.marissa[at]gmail[dot]com. Thanks MB!

The Box
189 Chrystie Street
NY, NY 10002
212.982.9301
www.theboxnyc.com

1. Cameron Diaz’s 58 year old dad, Emilio Diaz, has passed away from pneumonia. Awww sad. So young. (I figured I’d get the sad news out of the way first.)

2. Looks like “S*x and the City” star Cynthia Nixon has been battling breast cancer for a while! Luckily she’s now in remission. She said she was trying to keep it a secret cause “she didn’t want paparrazi at the hospital.” Good for you Cynthia!

3. Naomi Campbell tried giving blood to help stop a fever epidemic in Brazil but was turned away! They said she needs to wait a little longer since she just had surgery to remove a cyst in February. Oh please…surgery, shmurgery. They don’t want to use her rabies-infested blood! That’s probably why she’s so vile all the time. I have no idea why Rio Mayor Cesar Maia has asked her to be a goodwill ambassador. What in her exudes “goodwill?” Just cause she wants to give blood, doesn’t mean she has a good soul.

4. Fergie says her “fire” comes from her latin-ness. Apparently her father’s grandmother was born in Guanajuato, Mexico. Then she goes on to say, “I love Mexico. Cabo San Lucas is my spot!” Woman, are you kidding me? Stop trying to identify w/ the Latinos. If you really were a Latina you wouldn’t have claimed Cabo as your “spot”…that’s the most American version of Mexico. She probably thinks Taco Bell is Mexican too. Someone hit her w/ some marracas.

5. I guess there was a rumor going around that Tobey Mcguire’s wife was pregnant. Their rep says, “They never fact checked. I am working on getting it taken down as we speak.” Really? Cause no one cares, dip sh!t.

6. Oh please Posh, stop trying to act all surprised when the papzis take a picture of you. For God’s sakes you’re shopping on Robertson (and posing)…is there really not another place to shop? And what’s w/ the stars on your @ss? You’re not a true star, you’re more famous for marrying a gorgeous man than you are for joining that cheesey Spice Girls group. But hey, I’m pretty impressed…I see a curl on that left cheek which means you were able to grow an @ss. Congratulations!

7. For the first time in almost 17 years, Jane’s Addiction will get together to perform at the April 23rd NME Awards. They were probably too drugged up to remember each other’s names before.

8. Checking in on JLo and her baby weight. Even though she’s still wearing those ambiguous-shaped dresses, she’s looking good.

9. Debbie Gibson (some of you may know her as “Deborah Gibson”) is trying to restrain a man who’s been stalking her. Does this chick seriously have a stalker?

10. Aubrey, did you really wear that sh!t on TRL!?Broke or not, you have no excuse. You can now afford pasties. And even when you couldn’t afford pasties, regular stale @ss tape would’ve done the job. And what’s w/ the hex you’re putting on people, put all your eyes back in their sockets!

11. Alicia tries to fix what she said in Blender mag “I feel that I wasn’t a hundred per cent clear on what I was saying and so, because of that, it got slightly misinterpreted, and somehow it got misinterpreted that I was saying that the government was creating gangsta rap…. What I was saying was that the term gangsta rap was so over sloganised during that time… In so many ways, everyday people, as well as the government, could have really done so much more to sorta obliterate and eradicate the things that were going on in the communities at that time that forced the artists to discuss and talk about, so strongly, what they saw, what they lived with. I don’t regret doing this interview; overall it was a great article. It was merely a line or two that has provoked all of this madness. I regret that a negative spin has been put.” Interesting.

12. Beyonce may be retiring! Supposedly she’s going to come out w/ one more album and then focus on having a family. Please, she’s married to Jay Z…he comes and goes like money. She’ll be back.

13. Sophie Monk, even your anorexic @ss shouldn’t be wearing pants that tight. Don’t choke your thighs to death.

Mz. Jibbz’ Picks:

I’ve been hearing great things about new L.A hotspot Foxtail. If you do Hollywood a lot though, this is your typical spot….b!tchy chick at the door, food is ok, people are overdressed for nothing just to get wasted as hell…you know, same ol’ same ol’. It’s very Hyde-like. Although I hear mixed reviews about the food, but I hear the specialty drinks are awesome. Try the cucumber pomegranate drink when you go.

Foxtail
9077 Santa Monica Blvd
West Hollywood, CA, 90069

1. Britney got herself in a little fender bender just east of the 405 freeway in her 2008 Benz. I would call it a “minor” accident for rear-ending a 2006 Nissan except the girl got in the accident for putting her makeup on while she was driving! I’m sure MAC will be rushing to use her as a spokesperson now, the headline would read “she’d kill for MAC makeup.” However I’d prefer that she’d “kill” for some better hair.

2. Some woman has filed a fraud, negligence and trespass suit against 2 papzis and their photo agency claiming they lured Heath Ledger to her hotel room after the 2006 SAG Awards before giving him cocaine and secretly filming him. Dude…let the guy rest already…seriously. You gotta love all these people coming out of nowhere trying to get paid.

3. Congrats to Cate Blanchett on her third son…Ignatius Martin Upton. Oh Lordy. I know that’s a Saint’s name and all, but please keep in mind…we are not looking for people to be on Henry VIII’s court.

4. Kanye West blogs, “If there’s anything my mom taught me it’s to enjoy life. I don’t do anything I don’t love anymore…tragedy can produce great art and this is definitely true…life is good.” Sad, but it’s nice to see he loves his mother.

5. Alicia Keys is getting political! She says, “Gangsta rap was a ploy to convince black people to kill each other. `Gangsta rap’ didn’t exist.” She also says that the beef between Tupac and Biggie was created “by the government and the media, to stop another great black leader from existing.” That’s ballsy!

6. Paula Abdul and her boyfriend JT Torregiani have split up. Why can’t this poor woman keep a man? More importantly, why does it look like she’s wearing Burt Reynolds’ toupe over her forehead? And it looks like that toupe has a brother over her lip.

7. I just had to put this up. JLo, why you pushing so hard?

8. Like Cate Blanchett, Jodi Sweetin (Stephanie from “Full House“) had herself a baby too…Zoie Herpin. Her first name’s not so bad…but Herpin? My mind automatically reads ‘herpes’ when I see that.

9. I wonder who Pink’s new dude is. And the fact that she’s comfortable enough to not wear any makeup around him (including no eyebrows) makes me wonder if they’ve been gettin’ it on for quite some time now. Hhhmmmm, perhaps even before the split from hubby Carey Hart?

10. And somehow we’re supposed to think you’re straight Mario? You’re definitely in the Ryan Seacrest category.

Mz. Jibbz’ Picks:

If you didn’t watch the season finale of “Rock of Love” then DON’T read this! So I’m so excited that Bret choose Amber over that stupid dumb @ss Daisy… that girl couldn’t even finish a sentence without “like…um….” finishing the d-mn sentence! Can’t wait to see the reunion episode next week to see all the b!tch fights!