Happy Birthday Eminem - you crazy white rapper with a chocolatey coated name

Eminem -
born Kansas City, Missouri on October 17th, 1972 as “Marshall Bruce Mathers III”
height 5′8″
married 2 times to same woman Kimberly Anne Scott (also divorced twice from her in 2001 and also in 2006)
offspring 1 child - Hailie Jade born December 25, 1995
Oscars 1 Win for 8 Mile “Best Original Song”
Golden Globe 1 Nomination for 8 Mile “Best Original Song”

Eminem says:

“You can’t control who likes you. If I got Backstreet Boy fans what am I supposed to do? Turn them away? Whoever likes my stuff, likes my stuff but just know Slim Shady is hip hop, I grew up on hip hop, it’s the music I love and it’s the music I respect. I respect the culture…that’s me”

Happy Birthday you old Kook. Just don’t shoot me!

what are you up to next Pedro?

Tags: Pedro Almodovar, Penelope Cruz, Volver, Spain, Spanish film, Director, Birthdays

We at BOPsy usually reserve the right to wish a happy birthday to people we like (OK, I’m lying the last birthday wishes we gave were to Lindsay Lohan…)

But I have to admit that there is no human being I despise more than M. Night Shyamalan.

Other than the fact he has an initial as his first name, a time of day as his middle name (by the way this name was made up during his college days at NYU) and a tongue twister as his last name, he is an incredibly awful director.

Some of Shyamalan’s awful films include:

Praying with Anger (1992)
Wide Awake (1998)
The Sixth Sense (1999)
Unbreakable (2000)
Signs (2002)
The Village (2004)
Lady in the Water (2006)
The Happening (2008)

The Happening will be released in June 2008 and will star Mark Wahlberg (perhaps the reason why Shymalan made a recent guest appearance on HBO’s Entourage show which Wahlberg produces) and also will star Zooey Deschanel and John Leguizamo.