Comments on: If you see DISASTER MOVIE this weekend I will come to your house and kick you in the balls http://www.boxofficepsychics.com/2008/08/26/if-you-see-disaster-movie-this-weekend-i-will-come-to-your-house-and-kick-you-in-the-balls/ BOPsy offers state-of-the-art box-office predictions using ancient Aztec psionic technologies. Sun, 21 Mar 2010 00:24:24 -0700 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8 hourly 1 By: Jesse Custer http://www.boxofficepsychics.com/2008/08/26/if-you-see-disaster-movie-this-weekend-i-will-come-to-your-house-and-kick-you-in-the-balls/comment-page-1/#comment-4177 Jesse Custer Wed, 27 Aug 2008 05:44:28 +0000 http://www.boxofficepsychics.com/2008/08/26/if-you-see-disaster-movie-this-weekend-i-will-come-to-your-house-and-kick-you-in-the-balls/#comment-4177 You gotta love a hump like H.Bomb who rides your ass for using 10 cent words in the same sentence in which he writes "vitriol." Way to not only be a tasteless douchebag, but an oblivious douchebag as well. You think any of the "real people" who worked on this film (like gaffers and grips and electricians and transpo and PAs) give a fuck about the content of this affront to the very celluloid upon which it was captured? It was a job. They got paid and moved on to the next movie, another job whose artistic quality means nothing to them. They don't need an ass-master like you to stand up for them, their families or their mortgage. The only people you're actually championing here are the above the line creators: the actors, the producers and the architects behind this abortion of a movie, Friedberg and Seltzer. People that routinely leverage those below the line tradesmen to take lower salaries than they're worth so that they can buy palaces in Malibu Canyon off the tainted spoils of their garbage art. I bet those rich assholes are happy to know that douchebags like you will still take time out of your day to go to bat for them on a Z-level website because their comedy means so much to you and your tiny, tiny brain. I hope one day someone runs over your daughter while driving drunk, speeds away and never gets caught. You gotta love a hump like H.Bomb who rides your ass for using 10 cent words in the same sentence in which he writes “vitriol.” Way to not only be a tasteless douchebag, but an oblivious douchebag as well.

You think any of the “real people” who worked on this film (like gaffers and grips and electricians and transpo and PAs) give a fuck about the content of this affront to the very celluloid upon which it was captured? It was a job. They got paid and moved on to the next movie, another job whose artistic quality means nothing to them. They don’t need an ass-master like you to stand up for them, their families or their mortgage. The only people you’re actually championing here are the above the line creators: the actors, the producers and the architects behind this abortion of a movie, Friedberg and Seltzer. People that routinely leverage those below the line tradesmen to take lower salaries than they’re worth so that they can buy palaces in Malibu Canyon off the tainted spoils of their garbage art. I bet those rich assholes are happy to know that douchebags like you will still take time out of your day to go to bat for them on a Z-level website because their comedy means so much to you and your tiny, tiny brain. I hope one day someone runs over your daughter while driving drunk, speeds away and never gets caught.

]]> By: ChristineD http://www.boxofficepsychics.com/2008/08/26/if-you-see-disaster-movie-this-weekend-i-will-come-to-your-house-and-kick-you-in-the-balls/comment-page-1/#comment-4175 ChristineD Tue, 26 Aug 2008 21:15:19 +0000 http://www.boxofficepsychics.com/2008/08/26/if-you-see-disaster-movie-this-weekend-i-will-come-to-your-house-and-kick-you-in-the-balls/#comment-4175 of course! preferably, hard enough to destroy reproductive organs so these idiots can't breed. of course! preferably, hard enough to destroy reproductive organs so these idiots can’t breed.

]]> By: NEMO http://www.boxofficepsychics.com/2008/08/26/if-you-see-disaster-movie-this-weekend-i-will-come-to-your-house-and-kick-you-in-the-balls/comment-page-1/#comment-4174 NEMO Tue, 26 Aug 2008 21:15:16 +0000 http://www.boxofficepsychics.com/2008/08/26/if-you-see-disaster-movie-this-weekend-i-will-come-to-your-house-and-kick-you-in-the-balls/#comment-4174 I can't believe they keep allowing such shitty movies to be made. I'd rather watch monkeys pick fleas off each other before I subject myself to this load of donkey shit. I can’t believe they keep allowing such shitty movies to be made. I’d rather watch monkeys pick fleas off each other before I subject myself to this load of donkey shit.

]]> By: Zach http://www.boxofficepsychics.com/2008/08/26/if-you-see-disaster-movie-this-weekend-i-will-come-to-your-house-and-kick-you-in-the-balls/comment-page-1/#comment-4172 Zach Tue, 26 Aug 2008 19:30:47 +0000 http://www.boxofficepsychics.com/2008/08/26/if-you-see-disaster-movie-this-weekend-i-will-come-to-your-house-and-kick-you-in-the-balls/#comment-4172 You say Juno and whatever else shouldn't be included because its supposed to be about disasters, but I think the title is meant to be self-referential in nature, rather than indicative of its content. You say Juno and whatever else shouldn’t be included because its supposed to be about disasters, but I think the title is meant to be self-referential in nature, rather than indicative of its content.

]]> By: FAT http://www.boxofficepsychics.com/2008/08/26/if-you-see-disaster-movie-this-weekend-i-will-come-to-your-house-and-kick-you-in-the-balls/comment-page-1/#comment-4171 FAT Tue, 26 Aug 2008 19:16:04 +0000 http://www.boxofficepsychics.com/2008/08/26/if-you-see-disaster-movie-this-weekend-i-will-come-to-your-house-and-kick-you-in-the-balls/#comment-4171 Ya, this movie is for the birds. Beverly Hills Chihuahua for life, nigga. Ya, this movie is for the birds. Beverly Hills Chihuahua for life, nigga.

]]> By: admin http://www.boxofficepsychics.com/2008/08/26/if-you-see-disaster-movie-this-weekend-i-will-come-to-your-house-and-kick-you-in-the-balls/comment-page-1/#comment-4170 admin Tue, 26 Aug 2008 18:54:39 +0000 http://www.boxofficepsychics.com/2008/08/26/if-you-see-disaster-movie-this-weekend-i-will-come-to-your-house-and-kick-you-in-the-balls/#comment-4170 Thanks Christine for stepping up! Question - what about females with no balls? Should they be punched in the vajayjay? Thanks Christine for stepping up! Question – what about females with no balls? Should they be punched in the vajayjay?

]]> By: McWo http://www.boxofficepsychics.com/2008/08/26/if-you-see-disaster-movie-this-weekend-i-will-come-to-your-house-and-kick-you-in-the-balls/comment-page-1/#comment-4169 McWo Tue, 26 Aug 2008 18:54:25 +0000 http://www.boxofficepsychics.com/2008/08/26/if-you-see-disaster-movie-this-weekend-i-will-come-to-your-house-and-kick-you-in-the-balls/#comment-4169 "Real" people? Do you have "real" evidence to back this up H. Bomb? Because, I was under the impression that this film was made by otters -- North American. River. Otters. You're also obviously Seltzer or Friedberg's mom, which means you yourself are an otter. So, why don't you go crack open an abalone shell with your stupid rock you gay ass otter. OWN3D. “Real” people? Do you have “real” evidence to back this up H. Bomb? Because, I was under the impression that this film was made by otters — North American. River. Otters.

You’re also obviously Seltzer or Friedberg’s mom, which means you yourself are an otter. So, why don’t you go crack open an abalone shell with your stupid rock you gay ass otter.

OWN3D.

]]> By: ChristineD http://www.boxofficepsychics.com/2008/08/26/if-you-see-disaster-movie-this-weekend-i-will-come-to-your-house-and-kick-you-in-the-balls/comment-page-1/#comment-4168 ChristineD Tue, 26 Aug 2008 18:28:29 +0000 http://www.boxofficepsychics.com/2008/08/26/if-you-see-disaster-movie-this-weekend-i-will-come-to-your-house-and-kick-you-in-the-balls/#comment-4168 I will totally join you in kicking these people in the balls. I will totally join you in kicking these people in the balls.

]]> By: David Archuleta http://www.boxofficepsychics.com/2008/08/26/if-you-see-disaster-movie-this-weekend-i-will-come-to-your-house-and-kick-you-in-the-balls/comment-page-1/#comment-4167 David Archuleta Tue, 26 Aug 2008 18:10:20 +0000 http://www.boxofficepsychics.com/2008/08/26/if-you-see-disaster-movie-this-weekend-i-will-come-to-your-house-and-kick-you-in-the-balls/#comment-4167 I sincerely hope that everyone who worked on this movie loses their home and is forced to prostitute their children to pay for their HIV meds. That includes you, H-Bomb, you turd-eating sycophant. I sincerely hope that everyone who worked on this movie loses their home and is forced to prostitute their children to pay for their HIV meds. That includes you, H-Bomb, you turd-eating sycophant.

]]> By: H. Bomb http://www.boxofficepsychics.com/2008/08/26/if-you-see-disaster-movie-this-weekend-i-will-come-to-your-house-and-kick-you-in-the-balls/comment-page-1/#comment-4166 H. Bomb Tue, 26 Aug 2008 17:59:33 +0000 http://www.boxofficepsychics.com/2008/08/26/if-you-see-disaster-movie-this-weekend-i-will-come-to-your-house-and-kick-you-in-the-balls/#comment-4166 You know, real people worked hard on this film. Real people with mortgages, with families, with bills to pay. And then you, a self-admitted loser with nothing to contribute except for bile, vitriol, and 10 cent words purchased half-off from better writers, thinks you can just slime the people involved with this film. Is it Citizen Kane? No, but that's not the point. This is a damn fine movie that's actually funny-- far more so then your typical overhyped "tubby jew" pic that I'm sure you splooged all over while reading Kevin Smith's website. Bottom line-- you're the second best writer for a Z-level website, and you've never made a dime in your life. Thanks for the support from the real fans who know comedy, and we'll see how Disaster Movie does at the box office starting this weekend! Buy your tickets now!!! You know, real people worked hard on this film. Real people with mortgages, with families, with bills to pay.

And then you, a self-admitted loser with nothing to contribute except for bile, vitriol, and 10 cent words purchased half-off from better writers, thinks you can just slime the people involved with this film.

Is it Citizen Kane? No, but that’s not the point. This is a damn fine movie that’s actually funny– far more so then your typical overhyped “tubby jew” pic that I’m sure you splooged all over while reading Kevin Smith’s website.

Bottom line– you’re the second best writer for a Z-level website, and you’ve never made a dime in your life.

Thanks for the support from the real fans who know comedy, and we’ll see how Disaster Movie does at the box office starting this weekend! Buy your tickets now!!!

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