This man-titted mouthbreather would like you to believe he’s had crazy sex with many women,
most of whom were not dudes

As previously reported on this internet website, celebrity blogger Tucker “fudge the facts” Max – Godhead to an ever-growing cult of frat boy sex offenders for whom Red Bull/vodka is the Blood, Rohypnol the Body, and the co-ed coke stall of this week’s hottest bottle-service club the Altar – is having a movie made from his best-selling fictional memoir, I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell. As previously reported on this internet website, samely-titled pseudo-biopic is currently filming in Louisiana, where swamp critters and shitty movie producers intermingle in the same mire, drawn by the lure of decaying lynching-victim flesh and generous tax credits.

As it turns out, Drew Curtis – head honcho for Fark, an internet website monumentally more popular than this one – was an old school chum of Tucker (sounds like fucker) Max (sounds like douchebag), a distinction for which he was awarded a brief cameo in the aforementioned fradaptation. Internet website Gawker (also much more popular than the one you’re currently reading) posted a missive today from Drew re his experience on set, and surprise surprise – Tucker’s behaving like a massive, feces-dripping, anal-wart-ridden, AIDS-spreading asshole. Drew’s experience is posted below for your rubbernecking pleasure.

Drew Curtis’ experience:

I spent three days on set, here’s my take on things.
Tucker is completely out of control. As he explained it to me, he’s
spent so much of his life not having to report to anyone that it’s
killing him having to work with other people. Judging from the
agitation I’m seeing, that’s an understatement. The first day I was
there, Tucker and Nils (the other screenwriter guy, who’s really the
brains behind the operation) were in a heated argument in the corner. I
asked Nils what it was about, he tried to downplay it. But from what I
saw personally, this is a normal occurrence for Tucker.

Nils tells me that the actor playing Tucker, Matt, who really seems to
have his shit together, is the complete opposite of Tucker (super nice
guy, etc etc). I’ve spoken with Matt a few times and he really couldn’t
be nicer to a guy who’s only got about 3 lines. Bob Gosse, the director,
is the brains behind it and seems to butt heads with Tucker pretty much
constantly.

Tucker apparently thinks that the actor playing him has to actually be
him in real life. Or something. I have no idea what the deal is. To
me it looks like Matt’s doing a fantastic job. I think Tucker’s just a
control freak. He interferes constantly with the acting, the directing,
even sometimes the lighting. He doesn’t know shit about any of this
stuff.

The sad thing is apart from him this is a really good group, who all
seem to have their shit together. My previous experience with filming
is limited to a few episodes of FarkTV that I was in. That was pretty
much 6 guys and a handicam. There’s a full film crew out here, easily
100 folks working just on logistics. I was kinda surprised, I figured I
was gonna see 6 guys and a handicam. It’s a full blown production.
The actors are doing a great job with the material. And speaking of
which, I read the previous articles about the movie on Gawker. The
script does read pretty lame, but the main actors are delivering it
extremely well. It all sounds very natural. I think also that this
pretty much isn’t a movie the Gawker demo is going to like anyhow.
NASCAR-loving fart-joking middle America will eat this stuff up. If
this succeeds it will be in spite of Tucker and not because of him.

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