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Lindsay Lohan jumps on the Jew-Train

Lindsay Lohan - the newest Jew in Hollywood

Irish Catholics around the world are uniting in joy and trembling begins in Tel-Aviv, Israel as news coming from E! Online indicates that Lindsay Lohan is converting to Judaism.

The actress and newly lesbian Lohan reportedly told her crazy family the news that she was converting to the same religion as her girlfriend Samantha Ronson.

Avoiding speculation over whether his daughter would change her name to Lohanstein or Lohanberg, Lindsay’s convict father Michael Lohan, a born-again-Christian said that he’s OK with her conversion – “As long as she believes in God” – adding that:

“She’s exploring right now. She’s explored the Church of Scientology, she tried Kabbalah, and now this. I think it’s just another phase. But either way, she’s involving God in her life, and I’m happy about that.”

Well is it L’Chaim to the Jews or a Big Oy Vey that Lindsay Lohan has chosen Judaism over Church of Scientology?

Jew make the call!

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