Jul 23, 2008
Voorhees a jolly good fellow! New Jason pics invade internets
For their upcoming Friday the 13th redoosh, exploding coif-master Michael Bay’s Platinum Dunes cronies decided to give goal-tending slasher Jason Voorhees a Queer Eye for the Straight Guy style makeover, one which apparently included a puffy SeanJohn jacket and platinum blonde irono-mullet that’s so out it’s in. Have to hand it to you Jason, you’re looking sexy as hell, even if you do have a neck like Henry Rollins trying to chew his way out of George Lucas.
EDIT: Apparently New Line’s legal cronies would prefer not to have any free publicity for this film, as they’ve asked us to remove the image. In its place please find this artist’s rendering of what we BELIEVE Jason might look like in the upcoming film. Terrifying!
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