Christian “Out On” Bale

If you’re the star of a major Hollywood movie franchise — the latest installment of which has a record-smashing opening weekend and seems poised to become the most successful movie of all time – how do you celebrate? If you answered, “by beating the hell out of me mum and sis,” then your name must be Christian Bale.

Unfortunately, it seems London police would’ve preferred that Bale celebrated with some confetti and a glass of champagne and had skipped the familial beatings, as they arrested the Welch actor Tuesday morning. Details are still sketchy right now, but we will of course post more information as the story develops, mostly because it’s hilarious.

For now, all I can say is Mother’s Day must be a real hoot around the Bale household. “Here ya go, mum… it’s a hot soldering iron. Now let me shove it in yer eye, ya old slag! That’ll teach ya for birthin’ me! That’ll teach ya but good!”

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