“I have a PA follow me around with a fan all day to maintain this windblown look.”

Hollywood is stupid. Here they had a perfectly awesome script for DARK KNIGHT by none other than America’s Director, Michael Bay, and they went with that arthouse pussy Chris Nolan? Whatevs, man. Whatevs. Anyway, the link to the script is below – and as you’ll clearly see, this would’ve been the best thing to happen Batman since Joel Schumacher’s nipple-suit.

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