42-year-old actor Carlos Irwin Estévez (also known as Charlie Sheen or “The Machine”) has married 29-year-old real estate investor Brooke Mueller.

Sheen, son of actor Martin Sheen and brother of Emilio Estevez has slept with more than 5,000 women and was most recently married to actress Denise Richards who mothered his son Sam Sheen. (His first marriage to Donna Peele was in 1995.)

In the past he shot former fiancee Kelly Preston in the arm and is admittedly addicted to gambling as well as the owner of an explosive temper. (not to mention the fact that Sheen is obsessively tidy.)

We wish Mr. Sheen and Ms. Mueller a happy and long marriage. OK, fine. We give it at most 8 months.

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