Rikki Rockett is not a rapist
of anything but my ears, and that’s the most delicious kind of rape there is (well, except statutory). Per KNAC:
Poison drummer Rikki Rockett was exonerated of a felony rape charge filed in Mississippi stemming from a September 23, 2007 incident in which a Neshoba County, Mississippi woman claimed that Rockett had forcibly raped her. Rockett was not in Mississippi during September 2007. The Neshoba County District Attorney refused to prosecute the case after determining that Rockett was not the person who committed the alleged rape. The charges carry a potential life sentence. Rockett said, “I want to sincerely thank my lawyers Barry Tarlow and Mi Kim for their commitment to my case and their terrific legal work that exonerated me of any wrongdoing.”
Thank you. I knew Rikki was innocent. Even well into his 40’s with his band doing state fairs and tractor-pulls that guy gets more ass than a roll of Charmin. Even if Rikki wanted to rape someone he’d have to wait for the girl who was blowing him to finish first, which would give any potential victim plenty of time to run away. That’s just science, and science exonerated Rikki long before the courts did.
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