It should come as no surprise that Terminator fans are waiting for director McG’s upcoming installment with a baited breath normally reserved for the latest flavor of Pepsi Clear, or a new Gamecube game, or the next Limp Bizkit record. And while the May 29, 2009 release date seems like an eternity to wait (I mean anything can happen between then and now – machines taking over the world can happen), take solace in the fact that subsequent sequels will drop quicker than Omega Chi panties on Joe Francis’ party boat after three pitchers of rohypnol-tainted Long Island Ice Tea. Halcyon Pictures honcho Victor Kucibek revealed today that serious actor™ Christian Bale signed on for a total of three Terminator sequels, which – when taking into account his commitments to Warner Bros’ Batman movies — makes him the summer franchise go-to guy for pretty much the next decade. When asked for comment, the Welch actor said, “I am committed to making quality films that challenge me as an actor and I hope that… wha… is that money? Money money money?!? I love money I love money money-money-money-money-money!!!” Bale then picked the nickel up off the ground, kissed the image of Thomas Jefferson in a manner that was wholly inappropriate, and danced around like an idiot for ten minutes singing some stupid song about how much he loves money.

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