Citing “financial reasons,” the Jews who control the media have decided to let Mel Gibson act again — providing he limits his drunken racial tirades to blacks and Pakis — for the first time since 2002 (jeesh, and to think my girlfriend was only in 3rd grade then).

Gibson will return to his roots for Edge of Darkness, based on the BBC mini-series of the same name, to be directed by Casino Royale helmer Martin Campbell. Surly scribe William Monahan will supposedly screenwrite (even though this is like the 5000th project he’s committed to since The Departed… guaranteed he’s got a sweatshop full of little Asian boys banging away on Final Draft) and producing will be Graham King, the graham cracker mogul who turned producer after a magic leprechaun appeared to him in a vision.

According to Variety, Edge of Darkness is about a straight-laced cop trying to solve the murder of his activist daughter. His investigation turns up a web of corruption perpetrated by a gang of gay bikers, led by a mysterious masked man named Lord Humongous. Then he pulls out a big knife and says, “that’s not a knife. THIS is a knife.” Wait, that was that other Australian guy.

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