Grosvenor Park proves Canada is freedom’s biggest threat since Hitler
Last month we posted a story about the upcoming film from the child-molesting, grandma-raping, puppy-kicking, hobo-skinning, baby-drowning, indoor-smoking duo of Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer, two men who’ve assaulted America in ways that surely makes Al Qaeda green with envy, as they are the brain-trust responsible for cultural snuff-films such as Date Movie, Epic Movie and Meet the Spartans. We also begged you – the good people of the internet – to do anything within your means short of actual acts of violence to stop this movie from happening.
Well guess what, good people of the internet: YOU EFFED UP. Because Goodie Two Shoes (yeah, that’s the title they’re running with) is not only happening, it starts shooting today!
But thanks to today’s Variety, we at least know the names of the villains paying for the thing. And guess what – surprise, surprise – they’re Goddamned dirty Canadians!
Grosvenor Park, headed by life-hating Canuck Donald A. “Don” Starr, is a Canada/UK-based film financing company that’s raised 5 billion US dollars for funding of such seemingly-arthousey films as Being Julia, Spider and Gosford Park, all the while biding their time until the perfect opportunity to fly a jumbo-jet into our cultural World Trade Center with a dirty-bomb of a movie like Goodie Two Shoes.
Are we going to stand idly by and let this happen? Or are we going to STAND UP and let Canada know they can’t f*ck with the red, white and blue? I know my answer: These colors don’t run, buddy. Like a m*therf*ckin’ eagle.
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Rebecca Ra Ra
Personally, I think Canadians are totally hauties….
Apr 29th, 2008
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we think you are haute Rebecca Ra
Apr 29th, 2008
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