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1. So Wesley Snipes’ tax evading @ss is going to jail for 3 years! Yea right, they’ll say that the cells are full and he’ll get out in 3 minutes.

2. Not sure if I believe this one, but Star Jones has recently been linked to Dwayne Wade!? Good Lord, why are men actually talking to this bobble head? She’s sooo E.T!

3. So I guess Pete Wentz is speaking his mind. He also told People mag that the ring he gave Ashlee wasn’t a conflict diamond either. (Does that mean it was a CZ?)

4. Speaking of diamonds, Carmen Electra’s engaged to Korn guitarist Rob Patterson. It was a black diamond actually.

5. Becki Newton…why’s your face as shiny as Bruce Willis’ head? Try putting some more makeup on. You’d think she’d pick SOMETHING up from being on “Ugly Betty.”

6. Kim Porter’s back w/ Diddy. Some people may call that loyal. Mizz Jibbz calls that money hungry. You know he’s a bi-s*xual bean wiggler…he may be bringing something more than just money when he comes home (if you know what I mean.) What kind of self-esteem do you have Kim? Didn’t anyone love you as a child!?

7. London police are investigating a claim involving Amy Winehouse. Apparently some 38 year old dude said that she head-butted him. That’s right, Amy Winehouse head-butted some 38 year old dude. Dude, you sound like a little b!tch, how bad could that be from a weak, drug-abusing frail woman like that? Then again, she was probably untouched after that head-butt. She’s got 4 lbs of hair as padding.

8. Ronald ‘Tinard’ Washington was sentenced to 17 years in prison (on April 22nd) for the murder of Jam Master Jay. Washington, who was actually a friend of JMJ, admitted that he played a role in the shooting. The person that actually pulled the trigger is still running loose. Can they find Tupac and Biggie’s killers now!?

9. Check out Mel B in one of her ads for Ultimo Lingerie Collection. She looks good in the outfit, but she looks more like she’s modeling for Sears. And really?? White?? We know that ship hath sailed!

10. Remember the female R&B group 702?? Well apparently one of their members, Orish Grinstead, died on Sunday of kidney failure. Sad :( She was only 27. RIP.

11. Kim… Reggie… smoke a bowl much lately?

12. Madonna’s new album “Hard Candy” will be premiering on Myspace soon. Madonna’s giving away free sh!t? We must be in a recession.

13. Claire Danes is the new face of Gucci jewelry. That works, I think Claire is boring and so is Gucci jewelry.

14. I thought this was a cute picture of Tony Parker and Eva Longoria .

Mz. Jibbz’ Picks:

So get this…Insurance companies are trying to make mastectomies an outpatient procedure as opposed to letting women recover in the hospital after having the very painful procedure. There’s a bill called the Breast Cancer Patient Protection Act that will require Insurance Companies to cover a minimum of 48-hour hospital stay for patients undergoing a mastectomy. It’s about eliminating the ‘drive-through mastectomy’ where women are forced to go home just a few hours after surgery, against the wishes of their doctor, still groggy from anesthesia and sometimes with drainage tubes still attached. Lifetime Television has put this bill on their Web page with a petition drive to show your support. Last year over half the House signed on. PLEASE!! Sign the petition by clicking on the Web site below.

http://www.lifetimetv.com/breastcancer/petition/signpetition.php

Thanks FS!

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