1. Congrats to Megan Fox, she tops FHM S*xiest Woman in the World. Not a bad choice.

2. Britney Online Inc. owes over $23,000 in taxes from 2004. You better sell another car Brit; the IRS doesn’t play…just ask Wesley Snipes.

3. Alicia Keys had to cancel a few of her shows cause she’s been coming down w/ something. This news only comes a week after Jordin Sparks had to cancel her opening act for her cause she too was feeling under the weather. By the time they come to L.A they better be ready to perform cause I’m going to that concert!

4. JLo’s getting her own reality show on TLC. The show’s going to document her life as a mom, wife and career woman. I want to say we’ve seen that before but it’s JLo…I hate to admit it but I’d watch it! We know how marriages end once the couple’s done a reality show. Right Nick and Jess?

5. Naomi Campbell is going to be on “Ugly Betty.” As what, a b!tchy model? How original. Also Lucy Liu is joining the cast of “Dirty, Sexy, Money” since her time has freed up since “Cashmere Mafia.”

6. Kim Kardashian has decided to endorse Obama cause “I had dinner with him once, and he just seemed very firm about the change, and that’s, like, his motto.” Oh wow…is that what he, like, really wants to do? The best part is, she revealed this bit of info at the Girls Gone Wild party. How political of her.

7. You know how Gary Coleman and that bucktooth redhead recently came out saying they’ve been married for a while? Well yea, they’re getting divorced. Oh…and it’s going to be on the May 1st episode of “Divorce Court.” Wifey better have some serious insults for him cause if she can’t insult Gary Coleman, then she’s really stupid.

8. Amy Winehouse is so feminine and classy.

9. Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo show the world that they know how to make out. First of all, ew. Secondly…does anyone know what that blue sh!t is?

10. Too bad for Jessica Alba, she was only #2 on FHM’s list.

11. Ever since Eva Mendes has gotten out of rehab, she’s been looking like a mess. You can’t just wear a gown and expect yourself to look amazing, you need to do the hair too. The gown looks like party decoration anyway.

Mz. Jibbz’ Picks:

-People, if you don’t like my restaurant reviews, no need to b!tch about it just go and eat there. That doesn’t change my opinion, if I didn’t like the place then I didn’t like the place, deal w/ it and go to therapy for it cause your anger needs some management. Hint hint.

-Btw, some woman decided to show her flat @ss at Cameron Diaz’s dad’s funeral. Was she trying to be the life of the party? Rude!

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