Mizz Jibbz’ Daily Cheese: April 23, 2008
1. Why’s Amy Winehouse wearing a gay man’s outfit? A mesh top?? Really? Did you get that out of Tom Cruise’s hidden closet?
2. Nicole Kidman is working w/ the U.N to help stop the violence against women around the world. I love it when actors use their talent and grace to do something good in the world.
3. David Beckham tells Ellen that him and Posh want a “big family”…looks like they’re going for that soccer team.
4. Apparently one of the main dude’s on “Gossip Girl” is gay and it’s supposed to come out soon. Hhhhmmm…if I watched the show then maybe I’d care.
5. “That’s So Raven” star Orlando Brown has been missing since yesterday. He left his manager’s house around 10:20am and no one has seen him since. Sad, I hope they find him.
6. Star Jones says, “Several years ago I made an error in judgment by inviting the media into the most intimate area of my life. A month ago I filed for divorce.” Oh stop yer wining…we all knew the dude was gay. He’s probably hookin’ up w/ the soon-to-be gay guy on “Gossip Girl.”
7. Congrats to Diddy, he’s getting a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. I wonder what it’s going to say…Diddy, Puff, Puff Daddy, Sean P Combs, Sean Combs, Diddy Combs, P Diddy, Attention Wh0re…just wondering.
8. Speaking of names, apparently Beyonce’s sister Solange is pulling a J-Lo and calling herself Sol-Angel on her next album. What’s even more interesting is that she actually thinks people are going to buy her album.
9. Eryka Badu says, “I’m such an organized person that it takes all the fun out of spontaneous s*x. It has to be organized the way I want: the clothes have to be folded up neatly, my own music has to be playing. It just adds to the whole show—it’s all about me, it’s my show.” Eryka…aren’t you single? Now I know why.
10. Ryan Seacrest got confirmation that Shannon Elizabeth and her dancing buddy Derek Hough make out. Who gives a sh!t. She needs to stop her crying and at least be a better actress if she’s going to subject us to watching her in the future.
11. Check out Mariah at her party at Mr. Chow’s. Glasses indoors?? Really?? That’s just annoying. And just once I’d like to see her wear an outfit not made for a 17-year old club-goin’ girl. I guess she just doesn’t believe in pants.
12. Victoria’s Secret model Alessandra is definitely pregnant. Check out the b00bz.
13. Cameron Diaz checked herself into a hospital to cope w/ the sudden death of her father. So sad :(
14. Looks like Tea Leoni’s not afraid to show her b00bz. I really don’t know how I feel about this. Does she look good? Aren’t they considered old and saggy boobz? Personally I’m not a fan of the freeballin’ b00bz unless they’re fake.
15. Check out Danica Patrick as a swimsuit chick on a fancy shmancy car. Not bad. Her body looks great; I can see some veins on her thighs though (or is that a bruise?) As for the face, she looks like she’s scared sh!tless. But I will say, congrats for being the first female to win the Indy race!
16. “Dancing w/ the Stars’” Cheryl Burke was caught making out w/ Gerard Butler at the Us Weekly party. Those “Dancing” girls sure do get around. She was just engaged to Matthew Lawrence.
17. Did Tom and Katie really spend $100,000 on Suri’s second birthday party? Ok, that’s it…I don’t care if he believes in goat cheese as a religion…he can adopt me.
18. Miss Jackson is launching a world tour on September 11th of this year. For international folk I can see how that’s no big deal, but are you seriously shaking your bon bon on the anniversary of an American tragedy? Miss Jackson…you nasty!
19. You know Emma Watson from Harry Potter? Well she was celebrating her 18th birthday and apparently she’s doing so but debuting her peach. Is it just me or does it look her peach is in jail?
20. I know some of you all think Kim is gorgeous and some of you just don’t…I happen to be one of the ones that do…check her out w/o makeup. As a female, I can tell you…some of us look hideous w/o the makeup.
21. Looks like Miley Cyrus isn’t really daddy’s little girl. Not that the pic is that crazy or anything, but really…no one needs to see your hot green watermelon bra when it’s basically kiddy p0rn cause she’s not 18. At least guys won’t go to jail for staring at Emma Watson’s cr0tch anymore.
22. If Jessica Simpson was recently hospitalized for a kidney infection…why’s she gettin’ so plastered?
23. I told you all last week that Kanye and his fiancee have parted ways and the word’s just getting out there now. Apparently it was due to his busy schedule. She still continued to say that he’s “one of the most talented people I’ve known.” What a way to dodge a bullet, that’s not a proper response to outing your breakup. Say something like “even though there was love, we have mutually decided to end it.” But instead she states the obvious? We know the dude’s talented. That’s like saying…Tom Cruise is gay…we already know that!
Mz. Jibbz’ Picks:
“Rock of Love’s” Daisy is so annoying. I’m so glad Heather beat her @ss. I love how she was upset w/ Bret cause he slept w/ her cause she was vulnerable. Dumb @ss…you opened the store; of course the customer’s gonna come right on in!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ll2×4uyk_s
I ate at SBE’s new restaurant, “Izaka-ya by Katsu-ya” and let me tell you, it was so BLAH. I was dying to try their crispy rice w/ spicy tuna dish cause I heard it was “fabulous” but it was definitelyl “suck-u-lous.” And to top it off…there was a long hair on top of one of them! So we returned that dish, and they didn’t even bother to comp that dish OR our meal (that means bad service.) All the rolls were so boring, they all tasted the same and pretty much looked the same. The best thing was the yellowtail sashimi w/ jalapeno and the green beans. It was really crowded and I have no clue why. Not going back.
But if you care to try the suckyness, here’s the info:
Izaka-ya by Katsu-ya
8420 W Third St
Los Angeles, CA 90048
323.782.9536
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7 Comments, Comment or Ping
sushi
Don’t know how much I agree with the Kat-su-ya comment food is fabulous! but my experience at BESO was a complete over-priced waste of time…
Apr 23rd, 2008
Baller
Mizz Jibbz,
Are you sure that hair wasn’t yours?! ;)
Contrary to your scathing review, Izaka-ya is a great restaurant.
- B
“Haters wanna hate. Ballers wanna ball.”
Apr 23rd, 2008
sushi
Also, contrary to what you report that restaurant is not SBE-owned…
Apr 23rd, 2008
Shrimp All Day
Mizz Jibbz,
How can we take your critiques when your favorite food is khubze (bread) and jibne (cheese), and I am not talking about fancy cheesy but kraft singles?
I think BALLER got it right, Izaka-ya is a great restaurant. I went there with two of my favorite people recently and we loved it! If you would have tried some new options (not the safe and overplayed tuna and crispy rice) you would have thought differently of your experience. The foei gras dishes are so good; a friend of mine cried once while eating it, it was that good.
Maybe you shouldn’t turn down people when they invite you to such restaurants…karma isn’t so yummy :)
Shrimp for Life
Baller told me to write: “Hey Mizz Jibbz, the only thing that’s “suck-u-lous” is your taste in food.”
Apr 23rd, 2008
yourstruly
Well I must agree with what everyone else is saying regarding your article on Izaka-ya. Appartently someone does not do their research before they become a critic. If you did you would know that it is NOT and SBE venue. And you would have known that you weren’t visiting anything new, it opened last year. As far as the hair goes, are you sure it wasnt one of YOUR nappy hairs that you placed there to try and get a free meal? Also, no restaurant in their right mind would comp your WHOLE meal simply because you did not like one dish…Everytime I have been ive received nothing but excellent service, and seeing that Im in the industry, I, unlike you , have a valid opinion. Also, of course all rolls are going to look the same to a beougy hollywood sushi eater who only orders spicy tuna and california rolls. You probably only go to restaurants that you read about in US weekly or people magazine because “so and so” was seen there. If you were a true “foody” you would have know that chef katsuya has his own specialty rolls that most ppl dont know about. You obviously have no taste in good food. You probably get down with sushi dan. I bet you are one of those ppl who dip their sushi in soy sauce rice down…or perhaps youre one of those ppl who make a soupy mess with your soy sauce and wasabi…even better you were probably “sake bombing” the whole time you were there. nuff said
Apr 23rd, 2008
Perez
Didn’t Perez post something about Kim with no makeup … YESTERDAY?
Apr 23rd, 2008
I DIDNT try izaka-ya b/c lindsay lohan was there
Hey Mizz Jibbz,
BESO called, your check is in the mail…
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ps. baller, i agree, it was totally her own hair. ;)
Apr 23rd, 2008
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