Mizz Jibbz’ Daily Cheese: April 21, 2008
1. No Ashlee Simpson didn’t get married over the weekend. People mag are saying it’s happening in May. I have no idea why everyone’s making such a big deal about it anyway, they’ll probably be divorced by her next album.
2. One of the Aston Martin’s used in the next James Bond flick was found in a lake in Northern Italy while being driven to the set. I’m not even that big of a car fan, but good Lord how stupid can they be!?
3. Sandra Bullock and husband are ok after getting in a car accident w/ some 64 year old drunk woman. Haven’t you ever heard of “Don’t Drink and Drive,” lady? They only say it in school about 4,000 times. Oh wait, she’s probably too old to remember that.
4. Enrique Iglesias said he’s tried repeatedly to convince girlfriend Anna Kournikova to marry him but she says no. Hmmm, I wonder why that is…you removed the mole from your face. Wait a minute, didn’t you admit that you need to use viagra? That may just be it.
5. Justin Timberlake and John Mayer were both at Cameron Diaz’s dad’s funeral. Awkward. Can you imagine all the guys you shtupped at your dad’s funeral? Wow, Paris Hilton would have 3 herds if that was the case.
6. Happy Birthday to Carmen Electra who just turned 36. Don’t worry, you don’t need to try so hard…we still think you’re kinda s*xy. But wait, is it just me, or do those suckers seem to increase w/ age?
7. Congrats to Tia Mowry, she got married to some dude.
8. CNN’s Richard Quest was arrested for possessing drugs in Central Park at 3:40am in the morning. Oh wait, it gets better…he had a s*x toy on him w/ a rope tied around his…uh…bean and there was some other guy there. I’m telling you, it’s not the tatooed freaks who wear make up that we have to worry about…it’s the suits! I’m surprise he didn’t use his tie, instead of a rope.
9. Christina Milian and her b00bz.
10. In case you care to see Ashlee’s ring. That looks tacky w/ the tat.
11. The same dude that artistically created Baby Suri’s poop and Britney giving birth (on all fours) has decided to do the same to Oprah as King Tut. If I was Oprah I’d be insulted, then again…her b00bz and bags really do look like that. (By bags I’m referring to the ones under her eyes.)
Mz. Jibbz’ Picks:
-Lindsay’s Dad on Lindsay (watch it if you have time.)
-Heidi Klum and her baby boy were at the Grove yesterday. She truly is hot s*x. I’m sure the rest of the fam was around but I didn’t see them.
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Adolf Hitler
yeah, old ladies drinking and driving is totally gay. good one Mizz Jibbz.
Apr 21st, 2008
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