Mizz Jibbz’ Daily Cheese: April 18, 2008
1. Kanye West and fiancee broke up. All good, he’s gonna bean wiggle anyway.
2. Jen Aniston to be on Oprah’s “Big Give” Finale episode. She’s probably trying to out-charity Angelina.
3. James Franco is the new smelly face of Gucci by Gucci men’s fragrance. It’s a good thing those ads usually don’t require full body shots; he’s short as hell.
4. Foxy Brown’s getting released from jail. Beauty salons beware!
5. Happy Birthday to Posh Spice, she is now 34. I can’t believe she’s only 34. I was thinking she looked great for a 40 year old.
6. Beyonce and Jay Z’s first fight…they were at the Hollywood Bowl (for his concert) and the DJ started playing “Crazy in Love” and (supposedely as a joke) Jay Z said “f-ck that. Sorry B, f-ck that. Let’s play something else.” I guess she went Mariah on his @ss for it. I always say, if you’re gonna fight, make it something big.
7. This is what Pamela Anderson decided to wear to her son’s baseball game. Even Britney would wear something better than that (it would be 20 times smaller, but still would be better.)
8. Mariah’s sad cause she got booed at her own CD signing party. Well maybe your @ss shouldn’t have shown up two hours late!
9. Usher’s album cover. I’m sure it was approved by Tameka cause there’s no h0s in it (except for her husband of course.)
10. Ashanti, know this…dresses are not meant to be worn like saran wrap. It’s ok to admit you’re a size 6 and not a size 4, dear.
11. Bridget Bardot, who lives in France, is in trouble (that’s not a name I ever thought would be on the cheese.) She wrote a letter to Nicolas Sarkozy back in 2006, when he was the interior minister, talking sh!t about Muslims. “We’re fed up with being led by the nose by this population that is destroying us, destroying our country by imposing its acts.” Prosecutors think she deserves a 2 month jail-sentence and a $24,000 fine (how the hell do they just come up w/ these random numbers.) Big balls there lady.
12. Papa Joe Simpson has been shopping around w/ the mags and is looking for someone to fork out $1 million bucks for an exclusive interview w/ Ashlee on her pregnancy. WTF? I though she supposedly wasn’t pregnant Papa Joe. For being a minister, you truly are a money wh0re.
13. Debbie Gibson, just cause you have a stalker, it doesn’t mean you get to dress like a Pussycat Doll.
Mz. Jibbz’ Picks:
-Went to the “Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay” Premiere last night. I did laugh out loud a few times. Some parts were stupid and some parts are insanely raunchy, but of course those movies wouldn’t be what they are w/o the raunch. I think it’ll be the rise of the “bottomless” parties. After party was at the Green Door. Lots of people there, of course the cast…Kal Penn, John Cho, Neil Patrick Harris…etc…but my favorite person that was there was McLovin’!!!! And in the true spirit of the movie, John Cho was smokin’ a blunt. Good times! Thanks for the invite AT! Gang…always great to see you ;)
-Congratulate me, I can officially do parties at Eva Longoria’s spot “Beso” email me if you want to have a special event! And NO don’t email me for reservations.
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