1. Gisele Bundchen is going to be the next shaggy girl in “Austin Powers 4.” Did you know that even though Leo Dicaprio is back w/ Bar Rafaeli, he still drunk dials/texts Gisele just to hear her voice? I don’t get why people think she’s so great. She’s got the body but the face is just…blah. (Good hair though.)

2. Mariah and Nick Cannon were caught gettin’ cozy in Vegas last week. What the hell, she’s got pantyhose older than him.

3. Supposedly Alicia Keys’ is gettin’ married to her boyfriend Kerry Brothers. I think that’s crap and probably not gonna happen anytime soon but who knows.

4. John Mayer’s been seen w/ Nicole Sherzinger and they’ve been gettin’ pretty cozy. Nicole, didn’t you hear…he made out w/ Perez Hilton! Any dude that finds Perez attractive is no good; not even for a booty call.

5. I know Lisa Raye hates it when people refer to her “Playa’s Club” days, but when she’s wearing sh!t like this, how can we not! Doesn’t it kinda look like her head was put on someone else’s body?

6. Oh Ellen Pompeo, I thought you’d be better than that. Your nips are staring at me…make ‘em stop!

7. Marissa Jaret Winokur has just signed a contract w/ Sony; the girl’s gettin’ her own talk-show! It’s a good thing that they’re puttin’ that mouth to some use.

8. So Brooke Hogan’s doing Maxim mag (yea…I don’t get it either.) During her pretty much nekked photo shoot, her dad stopped by to take pictures of her cause he was so proud. Dad, isn’t that kinda nasty? Most dads wouldn’t even look at the magazine spread when it comes out and you wanted to go see the process? Do you know how to spell INCEST?

9. Paris, I hate the contacts. Is there anything real about you?

10. R&B singer Akon’s been lying about his past. He built his career based on how he lead a big ol’ car theft op and went to jail for a while. We come to find out the boy’s been arrested for gun possession and receiving stolen property. His bail was $3,500 and he got 3 years probation. Akon, you’re officially in the Ja Rule category.

11. Ray J says about Bobby Brown’s book “‘I think what Bobby’s saying in his book is just ridiculous. He should really go back in and pray and figure out what he should do on the positive tip. I don’t kiss and tell, I don’t exploit other people’s business and I don’t think it’s cool that Bobby’s doing that!’” You may not kiss and tell, but you definitely kiss and video tape you skeez. I’m surprised Bobby’s not your godfather.

12. Mary-Kate, are you going to read my fortune now?

Mz. Jibbz’ Picks:

Couple of hot spots from coast to coast:
L.A – New downtown spot called Seven. The vibe is hot, the crowd is good….very sexy. Restaurant-Lounge type.

Seven
555 W. 7th St.
L.A, CA 90014
213.223.0777
www.sevenrestaurantbar.com/

N.Y- New spot called The Box. They have shows every hour at night; you get dinner and a show! They filmed an episode of “Gossip Girl” where Blaire does a burlesque dance. If you need reservations, hit up Marissa: Bellini.marissa[at]gmail[dot]com. Thanks MB!

The Box
189 Chrystie Street
NY, NY 10002
212.982.9301
www.theboxnyc.com

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