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David Cook is good, but he kinda looks like…

David Cook

No offense meant to him at all.  I mean, after all, the guy is pretty talented. Can rock out with the guitar, can sing and can use interesting arrangements on familiar songs to give them a new and original twist.  BUT….. doesn’t David Cook from “American Idol” Season 7-  kind of look like he suffers from Down’s Syndrome?  I mean, sure he’s ready to “record his own album” like Randy Jackson suggests, but is America ready for a rock-star that looks like he belongs on the short bus.

Now, before I receive all of your hate mail and comments below, I realize that David Cook is a smart guy.  He considers himself a “word nerd” and loves cross-word puzzles.  That may be true, but there’s something about that face that suggests he’s missing a chromosome or something….


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  1. mare

    god, you are really sick.

    I think David Cook is actually really, really cute.

  2. April

    No, David Cook does not look like he suffers from Downs at all! He just needed a little cleaning up of his look, that’s all! He’s very attractive! Remember the golden rule, if you can’t say anything nice, keep your dang mouth shut!!!

  3. zesha

    i know tons of girls are tripping off david. he looked good in a rough way at first. now he is smoking hot. let the season end you will see the calibre of girls on his tails lets see your face you jealous loser.

  4. Hey ladies: I hear Corky from “Life Goes On” is still single.

  5. Paiger=)

    okay excuse me ? this really makes me mad ! youu should look @ my myspace page ! im in love w/ david cook&&youur just a jealous lil freak ! ughh ! like the girl said a lil ways above me said, if youu cant say anything nice then DONT SAY ANYTHING ! he does not have down syndrom or anything like tht ! hes soo sexy&&my future husband . . . even thou im only 13 but still. i cant wait till he wins&&all the girls will b after him cuz a lot of girls like him&&youull just b even more jealous ! i cant believe youu ! &&just like tht other girl said2, youur just a jealous loser ! youu freak ! youu r really sick ! >=O

  6. While I am admittedly jealous of David’s three consecutive “employee of the month” placards from his job at Burger King – as well as his always-pleasant demeanor, his superhuman strength, and his ability to poop his pants anytime/anywhere without fear of consequence – his mongoloid/simian features and unceasing desire for cake leave me feeling blessed to have been born with the proper amount of chromosomes. But I am happy to see he has his share of female fans, and hope this encourages other handi-capables of living out their dreams. Is America ready for a “Special” Idol? I don’t see why not. We already have a “special” president, and Carson Daly, who’s got sort of fucking retard thing going on.

  7. DB

    Hilarious - Burger King Employee of the Month!

    I checked out your MySpace page Paiger and I noticed taht you are pretty ugly and undeveloped for a 13 year old. There’s no chance that Archuletta or David Cook would ever piss in your direction.

  8. Jenn

    I agree with you one-hundred million percent. DS. My mom pointed it out first, and now it annoys the hell out of me. I never liked him to begin with anyway. So I hope he doesn’t win.

  9. DB

    i knew Syesha was on her way out. The battle of the Davids is on

  10. Sandra

    THANK YOU! I’ve been wondering what was up with that kid’s face for weeks now. I couldn’t put my finger on it.

    (”Ding Fries are Done:” http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFQyib5ZQZY

    (By the way, Paiger, you need to settle down, sweetie. David won’t be your future husband for long if you keep letting the crazy show.)

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