1. Cameron Diaz’s 58 year old dad, Emilio Diaz, has passed away from pneumonia. Awww sad. So young. (I figured I’d get the sad news out of the way first.)

2. Looks like “S*x and the City” star Cynthia Nixon has been battling breast cancer for a while! Luckily she’s now in remission. She said she was trying to keep it a secret cause “she didn’t want paparrazi at the hospital.” Good for you Cynthia!

3. Naomi Campbell tried giving blood to help stop a fever epidemic in Brazil but was turned away! They said she needs to wait a little longer since she just had surgery to remove a cyst in February. Oh please…surgery, shmurgery. They don’t want to use her rabies-infested blood! That’s probably why she’s so vile all the time. I have no idea why Rio Mayor Cesar Maia has asked her to be a goodwill ambassador. What in her exudes “goodwill?” Just cause she wants to give blood, doesn’t mean she has a good soul.

4. Fergie says her “fire” comes from her latin-ness. Apparently her father’s grandmother was born in Guanajuato, Mexico. Then she goes on to say, “I love Mexico. Cabo San Lucas is my spot!” Woman, are you kidding me? Stop trying to identify w/ the Latinos. If you really were a Latina you wouldn’t have claimed Cabo as your “spot”…that’s the most American version of Mexico. She probably thinks Taco Bell is Mexican too. Someone hit her w/ some marracas.

5. I guess there was a rumor going around that Tobey Mcguire’s wife was pregnant. Their rep says, “They never fact checked. I am working on getting it taken down as we speak.” Really? Cause no one cares, dip sh!t.

6. Oh please Posh, stop trying to act all surprised when the papzis take a picture of you. For God’s sakes you’re shopping on Robertson (and posing)…is there really not another place to shop? And what’s w/ the stars on your @ss? You’re not a true star, you’re more famous for marrying a gorgeous man than you are for joining that cheesey Spice Girls group. But hey, I’m pretty impressed…I see a curl on that left cheek which means you were able to grow an @ss. Congratulations!

7. For the first time in almost 17 years, Jane’s Addiction will get together to perform at the April 23rd NME Awards. They were probably too drugged up to remember each other’s names before.

8. Checking in on JLo and her baby weight. Even though she’s still wearing those ambiguous-shaped dresses, she’s looking good.

9. Debbie Gibson (some of you may know her as “Deborah Gibson”) is trying to restrain a man who’s been stalking her. Does this chick seriously have a stalker?

10. Aubrey, did you really wear that sh!t on TRL!?Broke or not, you have no excuse. You can now afford pasties. And even when you couldn’t afford pasties, regular stale @ss tape would’ve done the job. And what’s w/ the hex you’re putting on people, put all your eyes back in their sockets!

11. Alicia tries to fix what she said in Blender mag “I feel that I wasn’t a hundred per cent clear on what I was saying and so, because of that, it got slightly misinterpreted, and somehow it got misinterpreted that I was saying that the government was creating gangsta rap…. What I was saying was that the term gangsta rap was so over sloganised during that time… In so many ways, everyday people, as well as the government, could have really done so much more to sorta obliterate and eradicate the things that were going on in the communities at that time that forced the artists to discuss and talk about, so strongly, what they saw, what they lived with. I don’t regret doing this interview; overall it was a great article. It was merely a line or two that has provoked all of this madness. I regret that a negative spin has been put.” Interesting.

12. Beyonce may be retiring! Supposedly she’s going to come out w/ one more album and then focus on having a family. Please, she’s married to Jay Z…he comes and goes like money. She’ll be back.

13. Sophie Monk, even your anorexic @ss shouldn’t be wearing pants that tight. Don’t choke your thighs to death.

Mz. Jibbz’ Picks:

I’ve been hearing great things about new L.A hotspot Foxtail. If you do Hollywood a lot though, this is your typical spot….b!tchy chick at the door, food is ok, people are overdressed for nothing just to get wasted as hell…you know, same ol’ same ol’. It’s very Hyde-like. Although I hear mixed reviews about the food, but I hear the specialty drinks are awesome. Try the cucumber pomegranate drink when you go.

Foxtail
9077 Santa Monica Blvd
West Hollywood, CA, 90069

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