Mizz Jibbz’ Daily Cheese: April 15, 2008
1. So no wonder Ashlee Simpson’s engaged…the heffer’s pregnant! Supposedly someone leaked it to E! but of course the Simpson camp is denying it. Pete Wentz says “There is a witch hunt for people to be pregnant whenever they get engaged in Hollywood. This is all news to me. I can’t wait for the story about how I’m really in a gay relationship and this is all just a cover.” Hey man, you said it. Face it Wentzy, you’re now in a typical Hollywood relationship…a gay man w/ a straight girl and he gets her pregnant before the wedding. Um hello Tom and Katie! That’s so L.A!
2. SOOO I heard that Rob Kardashian (Kim’s bro w/ the itty bitty mustache) and Adrianne Bailon (Cheetah Girl por vida) got married in Vegas this weekend! They stayed at the Venetian and partied at Tao. Looks like there’s gonna be another Kardashian on that show! After he tatooed her name on his side (extremely awkward and stupid place to put that thing) she better do the same thing back!
3. Laguna Beach prosecutors are suggesting to the OC police that Richie Sambora should be charged w/ child endangerment for getting a DUI w/ his 10 year old daughter in the car. I’m sure Heather Locklear would love that sh!t.
4. Carmelo Anthony was arrested w/ a DUI while driving at 4am in Colorado. Blah blah blah, celebs are getting DUIs these days like children want candy. It’s not cheese anymore!
5. Check out Heidi Montag promoting her Heidiwood for Anchor Blue fashion line. Anchor Blue? Why didn’t she just say JC Penney? YUCK! I’ll give it to her, her body looks great albeit a little twig-like but why does she think she’s so cute? That pigeon-toed pose and her too-big lips has her looking like a blow-up doll.
6. Amy Winehouse better get her sh!t together. You know how she’s been diagnosed w/ that impetigo skin thing? Well apparently her doc told her she needs to quit the drugs or that sh!t can be permanent, and in case you didn’t know…it aint pretty. She looks like a pubescent 13 year old girl. And let’s face it, her looks are no prize either. She really needs all the help she can get.
7. HO-marosa, what have you done w/ your money since your 15 minutes of fame?
8. Looks like Eddie Murphy’s joining the Mario Lopez category. For God sakes Eddy, come out already! You’re screaming the truth wearing that!
9. Maybe Eddy’s decided to be more obvious after being w/ Mel B… That’s just nasty lady! Ladies, no matter what the men tell you…work out pants do not need to be so tight!
10. Paris has apologized to Kim Kardashian through In Touch mag for telling a Vegas radio station that she would never want Kim’s @ss cause it looks like “cottage cheese in a trash bag!” Ha! That was actually funny Paris, I didn’t know you had it in you.
11. You know how Rob Lowe’s suing his 24 year old nanny, Jessica Gibson, for all this crap (including having “relations” on his bed)? Well Miss Gibson is fighting back saying that Rob was inappropriate and constantly walked around nekked and repeatedly touched himself and her while she’s been there for SEVEN YEARS. Woman, you’re 24 yr old @ss has been touched by Rob Lowe since you were 17 and you’re barely speaking up now? Clearly you either liked it, or he already paid you a lot of money to keep your mouth shut all this time.
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5 Comments, Comment or Ping
lbc
ew I didn’t know PH said that!!! Screw your twiggy [non-existent] a$$ PH…don’t hate just cuz you haven’t hit puberty yet, in any sense of the word.
Apr 15th, 2008
Mizz Jibbz
I like the way you think LBC.
Mz. Jibbz
Apr 15th, 2008
Real Person
Ummm, who is this Kim Kardashian and why do I care? I’m kidding, but seriously. I wish more people would make fun of her, if for nothing else than for having a reality tv show. Ummm, not cool.
Apr 15th, 2008
Mizz Jibbz
Ok…no problem. Even though I think she’s hot s*x, I will say she too (like Paris Hilton) is famous for absolutely nothing, and of course for also…being a sl-t w/ a s*x video.
I have seen that @ss up close and it literally jiggles like jello if the material she’s wearing isn’t tight enough to hold it together.
But at the end of the day, I still think she’s gorgeous and she seems really nice. And def not as dumb as Paris.
Mz. Jibbz
Apr 15th, 2008
admin
its hard to be as dumb as Paris. Many of tried, all have failed. Bless her.
Apr 15th, 2008
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