Mizz Jibbz’ Daily Cheese: April 14, 2008
1. Britney got herself in a little fender bender just east of the 405 freeway in her 2008 Benz. I would call it a “minor” accident for rear-ending a 2006 Nissan except the girl got in the accident for putting her makeup on while she was driving! I’m sure MAC will be rushing to use her as a spokesperson now, the headline would read “she’d kill for MAC makeup.” However I’d prefer that she’d “kill” for some better hair.
2. Some woman has filed a fraud, negligence and trespass suit against 2 papzis and their photo agency claiming they lured Heath Ledger to her hotel room after the 2006 SAG Awards before giving him cocaine and secretly filming him. Dude…let the guy rest already…seriously. You gotta love all these people coming out of nowhere trying to get paid.
3. Congrats to Cate Blanchett on her third son…Ignatius Martin Upton. Oh Lordy. I know that’s a Saint’s name and all, but please keep in mind…we are not looking for people to be on Henry VIII’s court.
4. Kanye West blogs, “If there’s anything my mom taught me it’s to enjoy life. I don’t do anything I don’t love anymore…tragedy can produce great art and this is definitely true…life is good.” Sad, but it’s nice to see he loves his mother.
5. Alicia Keys is getting political! She says, “Gangsta rap was a ploy to convince black people to kill each other. `Gangsta rap’ didn’t exist.” She also says that the beef between Tupac and Biggie was created “by the government and the media, to stop another great black leader from existing.” That’s ballsy!
6. Paula Abdul and her boyfriend JT Torregiani have split up. Why can’t this poor woman keep a man? More importantly, why does it look like she’s wearing Burt Reynolds’ toupe over her forehead? And it looks like that toupe has a brother over her lip.
7. I just had to put this up. JLo, why you pushing so hard?
8. Like Cate Blanchett, Jodi Sweetin (Stephanie from “Full House“) had herself a baby too…Zoie Herpin. Her first name’s not so bad…but Herpin? My mind automatically reads ‘herpes’ when I see that.
9. I wonder who Pink’s new dude is. And the fact that she’s comfortable enough to not wear any makeup around him (including no eyebrows) makes me wonder if they’ve been gettin’ it on for quite some time now. Hhhmmmm, perhaps even before the split from hubby Carey Hart?
10. And somehow we’re supposed to think you’re straight Mario? You’re definitely in the Ryan Seacrest category.
Mz. Jibbz’ Picks:
If you didn’t watch the season finale of “Rock of Love” then DON’T read this! So I’m so excited that Bret choose Amber over that stupid dumb @ss Daisy… that girl couldn’t even finish a sentence without “like…um….” finishing the d-mn sentence! Can’t wait to see the reunion episode next week to see all the b!tch fights!
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JT Touregiani is the correct spelling. No wonder he was out at Les Deux this weekend scoping out the chicks…
Apr 14th, 2008
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