Our favorite red-headed bald-vagina starlet Lindsay Lohan will be getting $75,000 to finalize her transformation into an adult actress. In order to fully transport herself from child-actor to adult the 21-year-old has agreed to “full frontal” nudity in her role as a nymphomaniac waitress in upcoming indie film “Florence.”

Previously a pole dancer in box office flop “I Know Who Killed Me” Lohan has resorted to selling the beautiful freckled image of her hairless vagina and body to the public for such a low price. Recently, the actress recreated Marilyn Monroe’s legendary 1962 photo-shoot for Bert Stern for New York Magazine.

Last month the actress was quoted as saying:

“Right now I just want to find a great script, a great role… I was so used to working and working and working, and for a good few months there was nothing for me to do. Now I know what it’s like to be an out-of-work actor, and how much it scares me.”

Lohan is also currently working on a new pop album that she hopes will sound like a cross-between Rihanna and Kylie Minogue.

She is also cast in “Ye Olde Times” from a script by Robert A. White. The film is about a couple of rival Medieval shows that vie for supremacy in the world of Renaissance Faires. Jack Black and Matthew Lillard are also on board for the film.

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