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Kobe Bryant jumps over a speeding car (yes, it’s fake…)

“Hello, Jerry? Phil Knight here.

Something I wanted to run by you. The boys down in marketing had a great idea. What we want to do is drive a CAR straight at your franchise’s biggest star since Magic Johnson and…

Yeah Jerry, a car. A real nice car though. Aston Martin. Sure, his life will be at risk, but it’s for this new-fangled thing called VIRAL VIDEO. No, it’s just video, nothing like AIDS so don’t worry. Really, all the kids are into it.

You know what, let me IM you this link. This should explain everything…

Yeah. Isn’t it great? That’s Rick Astley. Rick. Astley. He was a big star in the 1980’s… but isn’t this hilarious? No, really… Jerry? Hello, Jerry?

Motherfucker hung up on me.”

Kobe Jumps Aston Martin

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