1. Looks like love is in the air on today’s cheese…Sean Penn and Robin Wright have withdrawn their divorce papers. Hey, at least they got about 4 months of bean wiggling out of it. I’m happy for them!

2. In more lovey dovey news…Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson are engaged. Like we didn’t see that one coming; those two are attached at the flat iron. Nonetheless, congrats.

3. In more Simpson news…I know Jessica was reviving the 1965 cover of Esquire mag featuring Verna Lisi shaving her face on the cover, but those times were different.

Back then they were making a statement. Now…I have no clue what the statement is. I love Jessica but this really does nothing for her image. Most people think her (lock) jaw is extremely manly so why draw attention to it? Jessica, stick to what your good at. This photo should have been on the cover instead of the shaving face one.

4. The owner of the Bret Michaels’ “Rock of Love” house is suing Bret Michaels and the production company of the show for $380,000. After two months of filming, the owner came back to his house to find holes in the walls and ceilings, doors were removed, most of the grass and outdoor plants died, and the house was almost entirely repainted. Dude, you let an aging rock star live in your house…what the hell did you expect!? I’m surprised he’s not suing Michaels for building str!pper polls and weed plants. (But hey…the finale’s on Sunday! I hope he doesn’t pick that dipsh!t Daisy.)

5. Prince has been added to Coachella! Other groups performing: Jack Johnson, Death Cab for Cutie, Hot Chip, Mark Ronson and the Raconteurs. Sounds fun!

6. SUPPOSEDLY people think that Jordin Sparks told the world that Rihanna and Chris Brown were dating cause she said… “Yeah, they are. It was really cool because I walked on the set and she was sitting there with Chris Brown and I was like I can’t believe she’s here. She came and she told me that she loved No Air, and that it was one of her favourite songs. It was really cool hearing that from one of my peers. She just wanted to support him.” First of all, we all know they’re tappin’, secondly the question to that answer could’ve been something like “So did you get along w/ Rihanna and Chris Brown? Were they cool?” The media LOVES to cut and paste sometimes.

7. Diddy, you have all the money in the world and you let your mom leave the house like that!? And I love how she’s trying to pull that “ta-dah!” look w/ her hands spread out. Lady, your dress looks like the satin sheets that Jenny Lo threw out of her house cause the thread count wasn’t high enough.

8. I’m all for dating people for the way they are on the inside and blah blah blah but sometimes I feel like pretty girls try so hard to make a statement like “just cause I’m pretty, it doesn’t mean I’m superficial so yes I will date the most a-s*xual looking guy I can find.” Case in point…Natalie Portman

9. Check out Heidi Montag who thinks she’s so Hollywood now. Girl, you were a b00bless blonde w/ an ugly nose…that’s the worse kind of blonde!

10. Teri Hatcher on “Idol Gives Back”

11. Solange on Beyonce as a mom, “She’s kept my son over the weekend. She’ll call me like, ‘How do you get this stroller out? And what about the car seat? I don’t know how you do this!’ And I’m like, ‘People do it every day.’ ” It’s so sad that Solange is only in the ‘loids for dressing like a freak and for talking about her sister.

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So I went to “Cuvee” on Roberston…let me tell you, the poached eggs w/ Italian prusciutto on an english muffin were great!

Cuvee
145 S Robertson Blvd
Los Angeles, CA

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