Mizz Jibbz’ Daily Cheese: April 9, 2008
1. After 10 years and two kids, Johnny Depp is getting married to his girlfriend (can’t remember her name…the chick that always looks bored.) After 10 years?? Why so soon?
2. Mary-Louise Parker and Jeffery Dean Morgan are no longer engaged. I don’t watch her show and I only know him as Denny on “Grey’s.” Sucks for them.
3. Toni Braxton canceled her Las Vegas show cause she was hospitalized w/ chest pains. Yea..that’s definitely a good reason to cancel a show. We have no clue what the real reason is…get better Toni so you can put yourself back on the map!
4. Mike Myers is hosting the 2008 MTV Movie Awards. Should be good!
5. From Dr. Phil to Rachel Ray, now Oprah wants to do a talk-show starring Dr. Oz. I really gotta be friends w/ Oprah, I’m convinced that’s the only way to get rich.
6. Kirsten Dunst and Ryan Gosling are dating!?!? How the hell could he go from the oh-so-cute Rachel McAdams to the oh-so-annoying Kirsten Dunst!? Is he having a late 20’s crisis!? Well they’re both somewhat off so it could work I guess. Just make sure you have a mouthguard when you kiss that girl Ryan…those teeth of hers are snaggle.
7. The Parents TV Council is mad at “America’s Next Top Model” cause a model posed nude on a bed. WTF? That show’s been having girls pose nekked for so long, why are they complaining now? Does it matter that she was on a bed? If she was on an elephant would the nekkedness make a difference?
8. Do you all remember Stacey Dash from “Clueless?” Yes it’s been a while but I was shocked when I saw her on the cover of King mag. Has her @ss always been that big?? I must’ve missed that one, although I don’t know how I did. And did you know the girl is 42!? Instead of having work done every 2 seconds, Vivica needs to take some pointers from Stacey, cause she’s definitely doing something right.
9. I hear Tom Cruise is going to be the godfather to Jenny Lo and Marc Anthony’s twins. Are they crazy!? They better not leave those kids alone w/ that guy; he’ll probably pull the “look into my eyes” bull sh!t and make them believe that they’re fairies or something.
10. Oh Jaslene… Eat something!
11. It looks like Rihanna extended her constellation tattoo. I’m wondering how far that thing’s gonna go and what exactly it’s pointing to.
12. Here’s Paris and Benji in London. I just wonder…what the hell do these two talk about? How she likes to dress her dog up in pink? Or maybe she discusses the different leopard prints out there. Oh wait…maybe they don’t talk and they just get the busy. Think about it. Have we ever ACTUALLY seen them talk to each other?!
13. Giselle, you need a tan. Cause you’re not dark or glossy enough.
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8 Comments, Comment or Ping
admin
We hate Kirsten Dunst and Ryan Gosling seems like a good dude. Sadnesss
Apr 9th, 2008
Mizz Jibbz
I don’t love the Dunst either, but you gotta admit…Gosling has an “off-ness” to him.
Apr 9th, 2008
Adolf Hilter
Kirsten needs to get splooged on.
Apr 9th, 2008
admin
Who is that Jaslene person?
Apr 9th, 2008
fotographer_xtroidinare
Jaslene is a winner of ANTM…. several seasons ago. And I agree, there should be a “Feed Anorexic Models” foundation. I would donate my sandwhich, but I just finished it! hahaha
Apr 9th, 2008
db
Bon Apetit Fotographer Extraordinaire.
Remember your sandwhich can feed thousands of Africans too. And we could let the models starve and/or die.
Apr 9th, 2008
Pudd
I would donate my penus to your foundation. and what the hell, to the starving africans too.
Apr 9th, 2008
Mizz Jibbz
Pudd,
I’m just wondering, did you know you spelled penis wrong? Or were you trying to put the words “penis” and “anus” together?
Mz. Jibbz
Apr 10th, 2008
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