Mizz Jibbz’ Daily Cheese: April 8, 2008
1. Not sure if it’s true or not but word around the rumor mill is… Beyonce’s pregnant! The couple who served shrimp and Popeye’s fried chicken at their wedding are supposedly going to be parents! Again, not sure if it’s true but hey…that’s how sister Solange did it!
2. Speaking of babies…I hear Paris Hilton wants one really bad! Last year she said that she had to “get her body ready” because “I want kids next year.” Paris, we really can’t have two of you…do us a favor and either let a nanny raise that kid or just get the tubes tied. Whether that kid was a boy or girl, she’d still dress them up in pink leopard.
3. Apparently Ray J has an album out. He says, “My main goal was to make sure I got my music out there and make sure I put my acting skills back out in the forefront because that’s what I can do. I really know how to sing and create and put things together that entertain … be it controversially or be it from music or acting.” When you say you know how to put things together to entertain, are you referring to your s*x tape w/ Kim Kardashian? Cause let me tell you, that was definitely more entertaining than your tired tracks.
4. A former bodyguard of Lindsay Lohan’s is suing her for fraud, intentional infliction of emotional distress and breach of oral contract. W/o even knowing the guy, I’m sure she’s at fault (those reasons definitely have Lindsay written all over them.) He’s asking for $55,000. Puhlease…$55,000!? That’s nothing. She’s probably spent more on bottle service and c0ke. Pay up!
5. Because of Naomi and her spitting, British Airways has banned her much-needed anger management @ss.
6. I can’t figure out if I like Gwenyth’s shoes or if they’re just to S&Mish
7. Jasmine Guy (Whitley from “Different World”) and her husband Terrence Duckett have decided to divorce after 10 years of marriage. Jasmine’s asking for sole custody of their 9 year old daughter which can only mean one of two things…he’s either insane or he wiggled his bean elsewhere.
8. George Clooney launched a private investigation after he got a call from some random man telling him to “dump the b!tch before you’re sorry!” Oooh that’s scary. I’m thinking this guy wants to tap George, not Sarah.
9. Foxy Brown supposedly getting her own VH1 reality show?? Dude, they’re givin’ them out like water these days.
10. Again, can’t figure out if I like Naomi’s pose or not. Artistic, or psycho?
11. Don’t the “S*x and the City” girls look good? Yea, too bad the majority of them can’t stand each other.
12. Karina Smirnoff and R&B singer Mario are sooo tappin.’ That’s them headin’ to Crustacean in Beverly Hills.
13. Kylie Minogue tells Ellen that she was initally misdiagnosed w/ breast cancer. Originally the doctor said she was fine but she ended up having a lump. When that happens, after the tears fall…ya sue their @sses!
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5 Comments, Comment or Ping
Nikki
I gotta say, Gwen’s shoes are horrific, in my opinion, BUT, she looks hott s3x in that pic!! I swear she looks better with age!!
Apr 8th, 2008
Mizz Jibbz
The more I looked at it, the more I thought she’ looked hot s*x but the shoes individually made me want to vomit. I def agree…the girl is like wine…we can only hope that happens to us!
Mz. Jibbz
Apr 8th, 2008
P.C. Douchenozzle
Gwyneth Paltrow? More like Gwyneth Foultrow.
I’d rather stick my rape-wand in one of those ratty shoes than Gwyneth’s stinky, used-up, Coldplay-defiled meat-box. She’s disgusting. Apparently the * in “hot s*x” stands for “_teaming pile of feces brought on by overuse of ex-la_”
Apr 8th, 2008
stevie wonder
love Gwyneth’s feet. Her face - that’s another story.
Apr 8th, 2008
Mizz Jibbz
P.C Douchenozzle,
What’s w/ the anger, man!? Ease up on the girl, she’s not so bad.
I gotta say though, you’re quite descriptive, you’re not a writer by any chance are you?
Mz. J
Apr 9th, 2008
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