1. I’m sure you all know by now but Naomi Campbell was arrested at Heathrow airport for spitting on a cop; looks like Zsa Zsa’s her idol. She hits people, she spits on people…I really think that pretty soon she’ll start pissing on people.

2. That Giselle really knows how to (@ss) grab attention. Her excuse for those shorts better not be “I don’t know how to do laundry.”

3. Even though Orlando Bloom’s been gettin’ busy w/ Miranda Kerr, he’s been apparently cozying up to Jen Aniston. He’s got a major crush on her. I wonder if he’ll just wiggle his bean w/ her or actually take her seriously. It’s been some time now that her relationship w/ Brad ended…I say she get back on the horse! (We all knew Vince Vaughn was her “in the meantime” guy.)

4. It was a big deal and I should’ve mentioned it earlier this week…thanks to “Touch My Body”, Mariah now has 18 #1 hit singles and has beat Elvis in the category of most #1 singles. Go Mariah!

5. For those New Kids fans…check out the site http://www.nkotb.com/ Is this really happening??

6. We never see Mena’s rear and all of a sudden she’s all about sportin’ it? How can she stand that sh!t dug up all the way in there? That’s not a G…that’s a lot of material to be shoved in that area. Can you imagine if someone like Kim Kardashian wore that bathing suit?? It would get lost in her assets.

7. Usher will release his album on May 27th. Not excited anymore…he’s married to she-man now. Big turn off.

8. Perez Hilton claims he made out w/ John Mayer on New Year’s eve in front of (girlfriend-at-the-time) Jessica Simpson! Perez says he doesn’t know if he’s gay but he’s definitely bi. Hmmm, what would Perez get out of this? Why would he lie? I’m thinking it could be true. And Jessica, if you’re dude was kissing guys…that’s a clear sign that he’s probably just not that into you. Mayer, if you’re gay/bi/s*xually ambiguous/whatever…we’ll get it.

9. Bobby Brown’s writing a tell all called “The Truth, The Whole Truth and Nothing But the Truth” (probably cause he’s been in a freakin’ court room longer than any of us.) He’s calling Whitney out saying that she was the reason he was heavily into drugs. He admits that he didn’t even try c0ke until after he married her. He’s not even married to her anymore and he STILL capitalizes on being Mr. Whitney Houston. Even though Whitney’s let us down over the past few years w/ her “crack is whack” era, I’m still on Team Whitney! Bobby also claims that Whitney was a lezzie, that he banged many a h0s and that he even dated Madonna. Bobby, at least do something right…you better take the money you make from that book (all $1,000 of it) and pay some child support to at least one of your many baby mommas.

10. More on baby mommas…Fiddy is getting sued by the mother of his kid for $10 million bucks cause he’s evicting her and her son out of his Long Island home. In February, the judge docked Shaniqua Tompkin’s child support payment from $25,000 a month to $6,700 a month and the intention was that she would use that money to find another place to live. I guess time’s out! It’s all good…he’s my sugar daddy anyway, I guess I’m movin’ in to the mansion!

11. Dita Von Teese has a s*x tape out there. Not a shocker. But I’m also not putting it on the cheese. Do your research and go find it if you care to see it.

12. Lil Jon started his own wine label, “Little Johnathon Winery.” He’ll figure out any way to get and stay “crunk.”

13. Check out Alanis. She looks so feminine! Doesn’t she have that Jennifer Love Hewitt thing going?

14. Jessica Alba’s having a baby girl. Supposedly she’s naming her “Honor.” Thoughts???

15. I’m going to give Eva Longoria some credit…she looks d-mn good in that dress.

16. As for Renee Zellweger, I don’t know what’s blinding me more, that dress or her tanless-ness.

17. Supposedly Beyonce and Jay Z’s wedding is today in NY. The guests were told to all wear ivory and the invitations didn’t have an address..hhmmm, I guess we’ll see if it’s indeed true come tomorrow.

Mz. Jibbz’ Picks:

-I went to Chaya off Robertson in L.A yesterday. As usual I don’t really care for the food there but the desserts are ALWAYS amazing. I tried the warm chocolate croissant w/ banana pudding. Good Lord I’m salivating just thinking about it! As I was walking there I saw the very pretty Jay Manuel w/ his white hair.

Chaya
8741 Alden Dr.
Los Angeles, CA
310.859.8833

“Let Freedom Ring…”
-Martin Luther King, January 15, 1929 – April 4, 1968. May he RIP.

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