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George Lucas re-shooting EMPIRE using nothing but Ewoks!

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Since every other website on the internet’s posting fake stories for April 1st, here’s ours. According to an exclusive interview with Entertainment Tonight, George Lucas, still unsatisfied with what many consider to be the only good film in the Star Wars canon even after two rounds of CGI diddling, has decided to do a complete re-shoot of Empire Strikes Back. The catch: instead of real HUMAN actors, Lucas will use midgets (which, as science has proved, are not human) clad as the lovable Ewok creatures from Return of the Jedi. No, seriously. This is not a fake story even though I just said it was. This is real. View the complete interview here.

Also, check out /Film’s fake news story about Superman vs. Spiderman. It is also completely true, even though I just said it’s fake.

http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/03/31/superman-vs-spider-man-film-announced/

Boy, we really fooled you, huh? Suckers!

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5 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. Harold

    hmm yet another ripped off story idea? did you guys really think you were going to get away with copying the original box office psychic?

  2. Mexican Joe

    Did you really think people wouldn’t notice that you ripped off an entire website including their name, and their nickname???

  3. Hols Ramus

    Geez. They weren’t kidding over at BOPSY. This is straight identity theft! Shame on you guys!!

  4. Truth be told

    I’ve been following this story since this BOPSY showed up on the radar a few months back and honestly, don’t waste your breath venting here. This is seriously like the most activity this blog has ever had.

  5. HARVEY KEITEL

    why do you copy others? No original ideas or what???

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