Thanks so much people for entertaining me yesterday, those comments had me cracking up!

1. So according to the New England Historic Genealogical Society, Hilary Clinton is somehow related to Angelina Jolie while Obama is related to Brad Pitt. Oh that makes sense, I can see it now.

Does that mean I can possibly be related to someone as hot s*x as Ashley Judd?? Cause I wouldn’t mind those genes.

2. So it looks like Tyra is pretty much over “America’s Next Top Model.” I hear she isn’t interacting w/ the contestants as much and she only likes to come to the set on judging days. She’s also not getting along w/ overly-bleached-haired Jay Manuel. Cat fight! Should be fierce I’m sure.

3. Kate Moss and her boyfriend Jamie Hince, guitarist of The Kills, are getting married. It wasn’t that long ago that she was still c0king it up w/ Pete Doherty. Can we say rebound?? Either way…I don’t know this Hince character but anything’s better than Doherty.

4. Katharine McPhee is the new face of Neutrogena, at least for the next two years. From Mischa to Hayden to Katharine…Neutrogena seems to like the divas.

5. So apparently Demi Moore uses leaches to keep her skin healthy!? (My skin is cringing as I write this.) She says, “These aren’t just swamp leeches though – we are talking about highly trained medical leeches. These are not some low level scavengers – we’re
talking high level blood suckers.” Good Lord! Whether they’re classy leaches or trashy leaches, they’re still sucking the blood off your face you crazy freak!

6. Check out Heidi and Seal on the cover of Elle Spain mag. Sweet.

7. Here’s Mariah promoting herself again. Adding the tanning portion must have been on “system overload” mode and what’s w/ the thin-ness? Is she trying to look as skinny as Paris? I’m not saying she can’t look good, but I’d like to see one image of her that’s not airbrushed.

8. Ashton Kutcher’s “Pop Fiction” show has been sucking in the ratings. What do you expect? You’re tryin’ to punk the papzis but they know about celeb sh!t before the celebs even do! Can you imagine how many celebs have broken up after seeing their significant others’ pics w/ other people in the gossip mags?? Probably more times than Lindsay crashed cars.

9. So it looks like Kourtney Kardashian and her bro’s girlfriend Adrienne Bailon shop in the same closet. I don’t get it, are they in 2nd grade? And Adrienne better watch that bean-wiggling boyfriend of hers considering he was talking about how he f-cks mad b!tches and h0s.

10. When People mag asked Jenny Lo about getting rid of her baby weight, she said “Not right now. I even play with my little leftover belly, you know? I had to lie in bed towards the end, for four hours a day to put my feet up. But I was very active through the pregnancy…I want my babies to be proud of me. Maybe I’ll do a triathlon.” Well that’s good…but I didn’t need to hear about her playing w/ her little tire…ew.

11. Jamie Lynn Spears has been showing off her new engagement ring to all her friends. Oh my God, is it like, a big diamond and are you going to be like, happy forever!?

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So I heard Fergie and rapper Nelly’s “Party People” song…didn’t love it. I’m sure it’ll grow on me cause they’ll probably play it every 20 seconds on the radio but there was too much going on that you couldn’t hear what the hell they were saying.

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