Mizz Jibbz’ Daily Cheese: March 25, 2008
1. So Paris and Benji are in South Africa for My Coke Rewards, and when someone asked how she liked the country, she responded, “I love Africa in general - South Africa and West Africa, they are both great countries.” She really puts the @ss in dumb@ss. I wonder if she thinks the East Coast and the West Coast are two different countries.
2. On dating, Mariah says, “That’s a big deal for me - feeling like somebody else can’t fully understand me because they’re not in show business. It shouldn’t matter, but it does, because the energy it takes to be ‘on’ is a lot.” So you only date show-biz types? I didn’t know you liked being cheated on, Mariah.
3. The Smashing Pumpkins are suing Virgin Records cause the band’s name was used in some promo deals w/ Pepsi co and Amazon; Smashing Pumpkins thinks this will hurt their “artistic integrity.” Uhh….both Pepsi and Amazon are HUGE companies…are you not trying to get paid!?
4. George Michael has announced he’s going on tour. That’s the first time in 17 years (he must be broke or bored.)
5. Looks like Johnny Knoxville is a single Jackass; his divorce was finalized. It really sucks that both him and Jessica’s divorces ended cause of their tryst. Ah well, ces’t la vie! (Sorry, French is one language that I’m not familiar in writing; hope I didn’t mis-spell that!)
6. Ex Idols Ace Young, Bo Bice and Jon Peter Lewis have signed up to participate in an “Idol’s Camp” which teaches youngens how to sing and perform. Wow, they’re really riding the wave on this Idol thing (fellas, I think there’s no more salt in that wave.)
7. Lindsay Lohan’s grandma crashed her car into a tree. Now we know where Lindsay gets it. It really should be illegal for Lohans to have a drivers license.
8. You know that Sara Evans chick? (She was on “Dancing w/ the Stars” and had a bad divorce? At least that’s how I know her.) Well apparently just shortly after her dramatic divorce last year, she just got engaged to her man, Jay Barker. Looks like she’s a professional equestrian cause she got right back on that horse!
9. Did you guys see Britney’s stint on “Mother” last night? Well apparently even though everyone’s acting like she was so great and blah blah blah, the other actors had a hard time w/ her cause she refused to take her glasses off and they couldn’t read her facial expressions during rehearsals. Brit Brit, don’t be a diva…let us not remind you of “Crossroads.” Here she is:
10. Pam Anderson is officially annulled from Rick Solomon. Poor thing, I just think about what she used to look like and how all her heart breaks (and drugs) have caused her to look like this. Are those cig burns on her arm!?
11. Body paint is amazing, isn’t it!?
12. More on models, check out Claudia Schiffer and Joseph Gordon-Levitt in GQ mag/ That is hot s*x (albeit freaky deaky!) You go Jordan! You’re not just that dorky kid from “3rd Rock from the Sun” and “10 Things I Hate About You.”
13. Check out Kim Kardashian at Rite-Aid. Yea cause we all pick sh!t up off the floor like that. (I’m sure that’s the position Reggie’s used to.) Kim, even though I think you’re absolutely gorgeous and are a sweetheart, here’s some advice…bend down like a lady, not like a dog!
14. No, I didn’t watch “The Hills” so I can’t tell you anything about it. I heard it was good but sorry, I’d rather live my life than watch people who use script to live theirs.
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31 Comments, Comment or Ping
Mr. Jibbz
But, if we rid the world of leukemia, lymphoma, Hodgkin’s disease and myeloma, who will I have left to throw rocks at and make fun of for being different? AIDS patients are all to weak and gay and most black people can kick my ass. I guess that leaves you Mz. Jizz. I hope you’re not pretty (although I highly doubt it), because your face has a date with a nice little igneous stone I found while burying a Parkinson’s patient this past weekend (boy howdy was he tough to hit).
Mar 25th, 2008
horrified
Mr. Jibbz -
That’s the most ignorant and horrific thing I’ve ever heard of… very poor taste in jokes and personally offensive!
Mar 25th, 2008
Mz. Jigz
If I hear this dumb bitch use the phrase “hot s*x” again, I’m going to crash the BOPsy server. And what the fuck is up with the asterisk? I think it became OK to say (and spell) the word SEX around 1972.
Mar 25th, 2008
Federleezy
Leukemia is for homos.
If you want to support a disease, then you need to support Asperger’s!
Mar 25th, 2008
Jibbz Rocks
To all you ignorant people who go through life complaining about everything: if you don’t like what she’s writing, don’t fucking read it.
“Hot S*x” is adorable- you’re not the one with a website so kick rocks.
Mar 25th, 2008
Cold Sex
Hot Sex is about as adorable as my ballsac
Mar 25th, 2008
Annoyed!
Umm why may I ask do you bother reading the cheese if you want to talk SHIT, I am sure Mz. Jibbz would be more than happy to remove you from her list!!!
Mar 25th, 2008
THE REAL MR.JIBBZ
First off dont be stealing my name bitch, I don’t associate with low life scum such as your self! You are the sort that should be publicly stoned and ridiculed without remorse not the unfortunate people that get anyone of these horrible diseases. They need and deserve our help. Obviously you have never seen or felt any of the ramifications of any one of these diseases or you wouldn’t be such a f***ing A$$h0!#
Oh and mz, jigs if you dont like reading the cheese f*** off and dont read it. If you really could crash their server you would have already dont be such an a$$ you are nothing but a stupid bitch that is unhappy with her own life and taking it out on others get a life!!!
Mar 25th, 2008
Daily Velveeta
Before Mz Jibbz removes me from her list, I hope she removes you from this earth
Mar 25th, 2008
Monsieur Jibbz
Hey Mr. Jibbz - Does it piss you off when your girlfriend refers to your cock as a “bean”? Do you think “bean wiggling” is adorable? or do you think it’s hot s*x?
Mar 25th, 2008
Manhattanite
This is absolutely ludicrous!!! Whoever wrote the initial sick comment should realize that this is something very serious…I am a lawyer and a friend and this will be dealt with very soon. To the rest of you just relax and enjoy the brief break that Mizz Jibbz provides in reading her tidbids…if you all dont want to read it just ask yourselves to be removed. In either case…Daily Velveeta you should first think about removing the velveeta from whatever & wherever you have it growing, and please no need to advertise your diseases to everyone else. Mizz Jibbz, the next big thing…go get em!!
Mar 25th, 2008
THE REAL MR.JIBBZ
WARNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
daily velveeta : submit your e-mail and be removed from the email or risk being removed from this earth your self!!! Manhattanite is right get the velveeta out of here.
Mar 25th, 2008
dje
you are all crazy MIZZ JIBBZ is awesome and definitely the next big thing if you dont like it get out of here
Mar 25th, 2008
npe
back the fuck off MIZZ JIBBZ can rock my socks any day she is awesome
Mar 25th, 2008
fan for life
Dont listen to them girl you got it going on you are a talented girl who is definitely going places! and hold on to that Mr. Jibbz he is quite the catch
Mar 25th, 2008
admin
behave people or we will have to administer these comments!
Mar 25th, 2008
Alco
Mizz Jibbz rocks! To those of you who complain about the cheese, you don’t deserve to be on it. Go find something else to complain about…b/c I’m sure that’s all you ever do anyway. Keep on dishing it out Jibbz! Look forward to reading your news everyday as do many others I’m sure!
Mar 25th, 2008
Adnan Spears
Miss Jibbz, have you ever considered breaking news rather than simply cutting and pasting stale cheese from Perez Hilton, DListed, TMZ, Trent Blogspot, etc?
Your comments are not smart enough to be offensive, though your ignorant opinions are often unintentionally hilarious.
Keep up the mediocre work!
Mar 25th, 2008
Mizz Jibbz
To all of you, thanks for keeping me entertained!
To the first comment, you’re smokin’ some serious Amsterdam chronic (w/ some serious crack mixed in there.) Good luck w/ that.
Mz. Jigz - I’m sure you’ve been doing drugs since 1972 because you fail to realize that most of the cheese readers are at work and can’t click on websites w/ profane language. Have fun in rehab. At this point we’ve probably violated all corporate companies so I can continue to use profanity!
JIBBZ ROCKS - I’ve never heard of hot sex referred to as “adorable” but hey…stranger things have happened.
Cold Sex - Your ballsac must be adorable…and that cracked my shit up.
MANHATTANITE - Not only did you have my back but DAILY VELVEETA you gotta admit, he got you real good (and Mizz Jibbz can always appreciate a good comeback.)
MONSIEUR JIBBZ - Don’t you worry about The Real Mr. Jibbz cause he loves having and being called a bean(stalk).
To the rest of you…you rock!
-Mz. Jibbz
Mar 25th, 2008
Wee Bey Jr.
Jibbz-
You are a cheese face bitch.
Sincerely,
-Namond
Mar 25th, 2008
Daily Velveeta
Mizz Jibbz is great…..FOR ME TO POOP ON!
Mar 25th, 2008
X
Dear Mizz Jibbz,
Please google cest la vie before apologizing for possibly misspelling. Also, please google misspell before you misspell it (too late). While I’m thinking of it, please explain why someone calling herself “Mizz” anything worries about spelling.
Sincerely,
X
Mar 25th, 2008
Mizz Jibbz
ADNAN SPEARS
Not that you’d care but I can tell you that I NEVER log on to any of those websites; but again…not that you care. I’m glad you’re amused by my “ignorant opinions that are often unintentional” because you seem to know a little something about that since you decided to name yourself after a no-good leach of a douche bag who was striving to be the next KFed. Was that just ignorant…or unintentional?
Keep ‘em comin’ Adnan!
-Mz. Jibbz
Mar 25th, 2008
admin
Mizz Jibbz is a great human being. As for you Mr. Daily Velveeta - we here at BOPsy are lactose intolerant. So buzz off!
Mar 25th, 2008
Adolf Hilter
My two favorite posts:
1. behave people or we will have to administer these comments!
Yeah right…why don’t you administer my nuts in your mouth
2. I am a lawyer and a friend and this will be dealt with very soon
I’m shaking in my boots. Star Jones is that you?
3. I am gay and a nazi.
Mar 25th, 2008
Adnan Spears
Unlike your humor, mine is always intentional.
Big Hugs,
Adnan
Mar 25th, 2008
LA2LA
Idol camp? What comes to mind is… if Ace, Bo and JP were so great that I’d want to learn from them… wouldn’t they have won?
Mar 25th, 2008
nas
yo
Mar 25th, 2008
admin
Glad to see you people have settled down
Mar 25th, 2008
fotographer_xtroidinare
hey MiZZ Jibbz,
i do not understand the ppl that leave very rude and offensive comments. i do understand that everyone is entitled to his/her opinions, but there has to be some sort of line that cannot be crossed when it comes to voicing those opinions. i will always be a fan of your work…. keep it up. you are basicly the “shiznit” hahaha! you know!
-fotographer_xtroidinare
Mar 25th, 2008
R
Seriously people, lighten up. You obviously read the cheese every day.. if you hate it.. dont read it!!! I am sure you are the same people who buy US and OK magazine right? which I have learned from experience.. 95% of what you read there is not true!! go write the mag and tell them off!
I personally think Mizz Jibbz is awesome and I look forward to my cheese everyday.
Hey Jibbz… tell everyone to kiss your thees.. haha
Mar 26th, 2008
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