1. Looks like Angie Jolie is indeed having twins. They’re fraternal; one boy and one girl. She’d probably give birth to one in Japan and the other in Thailand. Congrats!

2. Angela Bassett JUST got a star on Hollywood? Why are all these big namers gettin’ them so late?

3. Courtney Cox and David Arquette are trying to raise $1 million in 2 weeks for Epidermolysis Bullosa; it’s a skin disease that primarily affects children. W/ their friends, I’m sure that $1 million will be reached by the 3rd day. Kudos for the effort!

4. Some people performing on Idol this year: Dolly Parton, Neil Diamond, Andrew Lloyd Webber and Mariah Carey. That’s a broad line-up.

5. I gotta say, the Madame Tussauds’ version of Miley is pretty good! The teeth could be a little whiter though (unless they really are like that.)

6. Check out Adriana Lima (my favorite model) in GQ. Let me tell you a little something…no natural b00bz can look that perky w/o having your arms above your head. I know she looks good but don’t fall for those illusions people! But seriously, she’s d-mn near nekked! Of course she looks good though…it’s Adriana Lima for God’s sakes!

7. Winona was caught shoplifting again! She was at the Hollywood CVC Pharmacy and when she walked out, she set off the alarm. Even though she did buy stuff, they found her w/ makeup that she didn’t pay for. She said, “I don’t know how that happened.” Oh really Winona?? You aint slick, I used that line when I was 10 years old at the Hello Kitty store. Do ya know what the difference is??? I didn’t get caught cause I was 10 you fool!

8. Pamela Anderson tells Ellen, “My attention is devoted to just kids at the moment. That’s taking up a lot of time. As for men, I don’t even know what my type is. I think men are like books – with a beginning, a middle and an end.” First of all, am I getting it right that she’s giving up men to focus on motherhood?? Dude, you’re kids are over 10 years old aren’t they?? Shouldn’t you have done that when they were born instead of spending their first 10 years of life getting your peach juiced by every Tom, Kid and Rick? And secondly, did she just make a book reference?? I didn’t know Pamela Anderson reads!

9. Check out the Vogue cover w/ Lebron and Gisele If I was an America’s Next Top Model judge, I would say “Gisele, you moved your body well but your face needs to be more fierce! You completely let Lebron overshadow you. ”

10. Kimora Lee says she might “grieve” for her 18 year old dog Zoe that just died by turning her into diamonds! “They make diamonds from a little of the carbon from the ash, so I might do that. I might turn her into a diamond.” PETA’s going to be all over this one like Pamela on Playboy. (Hey at least the dog’s dead, so I don’t think it’s considered ‘cruel.’ But freakin’ ay, that heffer is crazy!)

11. Chris Rock says, “I don’t think a black woman can be first lady of the United States. Yeah, I said it! A black woman can be president, no problem. First lady? Can’t do it. You know why? Because a black woman cannot play the background of a relationship. Just imagine telling your black wife that you’re president? ‘Honey, I did it! I won! I’m the president.’ ‘No, we the president! And I want my girlfriends in the Cabinet! I want Kiki to be secretary of state! She can fight!’” Ha, I just thought that was funny.

12. I hate to do this to ya, but maybe pregnancy isn’t good for everyone, huh Jessica Alba?? Poor thing’s lookin’ run-down. She looked great all snazzed up though.

13. Not sure if this is true (although I’m sure you’ll all want to believe it cause it’s fun…) Ricky Martin is swervin’ those hips w/ Nathan Lane!? That would make one very gay couple if it’s true. Think about it, a freakin’ Salsero and a Broadway Actor!? They probably fight in song too.

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So, I heard that the Kardashians (all but Kim cause she wasn’t there) got kicked out of a very swanky L.A hotel yesterday! I guess the mom started yelling at some dude by the pool w/ his 3 young kids and no one knows why. (I’m sure there was a reason, I doubt she’s a nut job just for fun.) And then, her son Rob was trying to hit on a hostess and telling her all this stuff (very loudly) about doing “b!tches” and “h0s” and how some chick serviced him the night before and did a great job (sorry didn’t want to be too explicit there.) Isn’t this the same dude that I felt sorry for cause his Cheetah girl was in India and he was cryin’ all over town for her!? Is that Kardashian show a sham!? Cause I really wouldn’t believe that one.

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