1. Britney’s dad is going to sell off 7 of her cars. Some of the cars: two white Mercedes (a SL65 and a CLK350), a white Mini Cooper convertible, and a black Audi. No kids, no money, no cars, no husband. What the hell does she have left?? Oh yea…her mother.

2. First Kristin Davis then Audrina Patridge and now Lindsay Lohan… I guess it’s s*x visual season! Lindsay Lohan’s ex Callum whatshisname is trying to sell a s*x tape that him and Lindsay did. It’s a 2 minute video that was taken on his CELL PHONE. Dude, you were dating Lindsay Lohan…you should’ve forked out the money for the camcorder you loser! You could’ve made bank by now!

3. Anderson Cooper removed a cancerous mole. He’s fine now. That’s what Enrique Iglesias said about his mole (but I’m pretty sure he used the “cancer” thing as an excuse. He knew it was ugly.)

4. Seal went crazy on the papzis, telling them they’re “scum”, they’re “cockroaches” and they “ruin people’s lives.” Seal, why you so mad? People only started following you once you got w/ Heidi. W/ a hot s*xer like her, dealing w/ the papzis is really a small price to pay. I mean sh!t, the woman was basically a size 2 right after she had your big-headed kid! I think you can put up w/ a little papzi.

5. Ok fine…I’ll put up Ashley Dupre’s “Girls Gone Wild” stint! (NSFW):

I’ll give it to her…she can move (but that doesn’t mean she was worth all that money.)

6. Rihanna’s gettin’ frisky!

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7. Here’s Sarah Jessica Parker’s response to Maxim calling her the ‘Unsexiest Woman in the World’,

“Do I have big fake boobs, Botox and big lips? No. Do I fit some ideals and standards of some men writing in a men’s magazine? Maybe not. Am I really the unsexiest women in the world? Wow! It’s so brutal in a way, so filled with rage and anger. It upset him (Broderick), because it has to do with his judgement too. It’s condemnation, it’s insane. What can I do? I guess you can’t please all people.”

Damn woman…all you really have to say is…”it sucks.” No need for the speech!

8. Sofia Vergara, on the other hand, is on Maxim’s sexiest list and she is workin’ that photo!

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9. Check out Jenny Lo w/ her babies. I’m happy for her, the girl’s been wanting kids for such a long time. Apparently she’s not focusing on losing the weight right now cause she’s putting all her attention into her kids. Good for you Jenny…focus on the kids and stay fat! :)

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10. Gary Busey decided to apologize to Jennifer Garner for interupting her interview w/ Ryan Seacrest on the Oscar red carpet. The Oscars seemed like years ago, what took the weirdo so long to say something?

11. I’ll give it to Miss Vivica, her plastic surgeon got it right this time. Although what the hell was she doing at a Pauly Shore event?? I guess we’ll never know.

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Mz. Jibbz’ Picks:

I never thought I’d say this but Kim Kardashian kissed my boyfriend (yes…there is a Mr. Jibbz)! I won’t give away the details but basically he helped her out w/ finding her glasses and she straight planted one on his lips! You’d think Mizz Jibbz would be p!ssed…but sh!t man…it’s Kim Kardashian…she’s hot s*x! I would’ve gone for seconds!

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