Mizz Jibbz’ Daily Cheese: March 19, 2008
1. Heath Leger’s family is fighting over his will. So sad…why do people always bring it back to the money!?
2. Halle Berry named her daughter Nahla Ariela Aubry. (Woohoo for the arab name! It means “drink of water.”) Although it’s a really feminine name it’s a little too “old” for my taste. It’s sounds like a great grandmother’s name. But hey, as long as she’s healthy!
3. The judge in the Mills/McCartney divorce case ripped Mills a new one. Judge Justice Bennett says “She was a less than impressive witness. The wife for her part must have felt rather swept off her feet by a man as famous as the husband. I think this may well have warped her perception leading her to indulge in make-belief.” She also called her “inconsistent” and “less than candid.” I have to disagree w/ the Judge…Heather Mills is extremely consistent…at whining! Judge Bennett also said that Paul was “consistent, accurate and honest.” Sustained! As for you Mills…majority rules biatch!
4. More on Mills, she got a gig as a judge for the Miss USA pageant. What does she know about pageants? (Would it be to harsh to say that they possibly all wh0re their way to the top?? Yea, I think that is too harsh, so I’m not gonna say it.)
5. Poor Donnatella Versace (well not literally cause she’s stanky rich)…gravity and plastic surgery have not been kind to her. She looks like a Muppet baby.
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6. Gay men, get ready to get excited cause “Mamma Mia’s” coming to theaters and Miss Meryl Streep’s playing the lead!
7. Apparently ex-Gov Spitzer’s chick was a “Girl Gone Wild” girl! Joe Francis has footage of Ashley Dupre showin’ the b00bz! Back in 2003 she celebrated her 18th birthday in Miami while being on “GGW.” Francis says he’s got her in the shower and makin’ out w/ other chicks. I wonder if she’s Lynn Spears’ long lost daughter.
8. More on the Kristin Davis s*x tape…there is indeed no s*x tape, but there are a bunch of racy nasty photos! I guess those pics were taken back in ‘92 and her ex got p!ssed at her for some reason so he sold them. What a douche. Is there a reason he’s had those photos for 16 years? Not that anyone deserves that but I have heard she’s quite the diva. Maybe if she was nice to people her peach wouldn’t be all over the internet!
9. There’s a warrant out for Shia Lebouf’s arrest. I guess him and his lawyer missed a court hearing for when he got a ticket for illegally smoking on a sidewalk in front of some random store. I swear, this kid gets more stupid street cred than Ja Rule.
10. What is D Woods from Danity Kane wearing??
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It looks like artificially colored vomit. And those sneakers belong w/ sweats, not skirts. Wait a minute…it looks like Aubrey and D Woods match! (Well both outfits were worn at their album release party at Tenjune in NY last night.) But Aubrey’s wearing the Alice in Wonderland Vomit edition.
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11. Audrina from “The Hills” also has some topless pics out there. She said she was “very young” when those photos were taken. Why does everyone seem to think that being ‘young’ when taking nekked photos is the correct answer when responding to this kind of drama. So it’s better to have child p0rnography than to just say “I was an idiot?”
12. For those of you that love Gisele… here she is pickin’ the rear. It must really suck to be microsco”pick”ly watched all day long!
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Mz. Jibbz’ Picks:
Freakin’ hilarious video that involves a monkey passin’ out from his own smell…
Thanks DB!
After watching that Kardashian show, Rob and the Cheetah Girl look so cute together! Only cause he’s so in love w/ her. Not sure how long that’ll last though. (KP, why the hell did you get me into that show!?)
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Adri
I love the Kardashian’s! Yes yes I too am also ashamed…
Mar 19th, 2008
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