1. Congrats to Halle for having herself a little Berry girl. No word on the name yet, but I’m sure she’ll be a hot s*x kid!

2. $48.7 million to go to Heather Mills. Jeez man, she did him real dirty. I’m tellin’ ya…don’t think the handicapped are all sweet and innocent! One minute they’re like “oh, I’m handicapped, I need help” and the next minute they’re stickin’ it to ya! Check out how happy she is here (of course she is…she never has to work and pretend she’s all about charities ever again!)

3. 13 UCLA med employees (non doctors) will soon be fired for snooping around in Britney’s med files. At that point…who cares! I’m sure the media paid them big bucks to get their hands on those records; they won’t need to work anymore. (I really should’ve thought of doing that before getting into my line of work.)

4. More on Brit Brit…looks like Sam Lutfi has agreed to stay away per the restraining order. Who’d want to go near her at this point. That situation is a consistent explosion waiting to happen.

5. Check out Kim Kardashian (and her crack) posing in some lingerie before coming out onstage in a L.A fashion week show. What is Aubrey (from Danity Kane) doing to her? It looks like she’s ready to grab the poop that’s about to fall. That girl is freaky deaky.

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6. The L.A Times was accusing Diddy of having involvement in Tupac’s murder. Diddy responds, “This story is beyond ridiculous and completely false. Neither Biggie nor I had any knowledge of any attack before, during or after it happened. It is a complete lie to suggest that there was any involvement by Biggie or myself. I am shocked that the Los Angeles Times would be so irresponsible as to publish such a baseless and completely untrue story.” Not that I myself am pointing fingers at you Diddy but let’s just say…you got really lucky!

7. Here’s Bow Wow at his 21st birthday party. Do guys really think that when they lift their shirts it’s the equivalence of when a chick does it?? Cause they’re so wrong. In fact, that 6-pack he’s got isn’t from muscle, it’s cause he’s so freakin’ skinny…that’s called bones.

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8. Looks like Heather Locklear made it through her “suicide.” I agree, it’s not a very flattering picture, but at least it’s proof.

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9. Apparently, Mandy Moore’s mom is a lezzie. She’s been dating some tennis player. I guess that’s not really cheese (unless Mandy Moore was the lezzie) but I did find it interesting.

10. Here’s Jenny Lo and Marc Anthony for the first time since they had the baby. Did HE have the kids or something?? Why’s he looking so run down?

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11. Paris Hilton could be coming to a city near you! Looks like she’ll be following her dude on tour. Must be nice to sit on your @ss and do nothing!

12. Check out all the Kardashians and their significant others. You know that Cheetah girl’s just using Rob for his Kardashian status.

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A little St. Paddy’s Day Joke: What is out on the lawn all summer and is Irish???? Paddy O Furniture! (Stupid…but I had to!)

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