Mizz Jibbz’ Daily Cheese: March 14, 2008

1. Minne Driver’s pregnant. Baby daddy speculations??? She didn’t happen to go back and tap Criss Angel did she??
2. Snoop’s gonna be on 2 episodes of soap opera “One Life to Live.” He’s really snoopin’ his way around isn’t he?? Pretty soon he’ll be the next Martha Stewart, comin’ out w/ “thug” linens and sh!t.
3. Paris is doing a reality show called “Paris Hilton’s My New BFF.” I guess she’s sick of the Nicole Richies and the Kimberly Stewarts.
4. Richard Gere can now go back to India w/o the fear of getting arrested. Not sure he’d want to at this point. They’d watch him like a hawk. If he waved at someone he’d probably get arrested.
5. Steve-O’s been charged w/ c0caine. Like we thought he’d ever be sober. You’ve got to be on some real sh!t to do the things that crazy shmuck does.
6. Ed McMahon’s broken his neck. He’s 85. Aww… I hate to see old people hurt. I’d rather see him give me a million bucks!
7. A 90210 spinoff is being created by Darren Star (the creator of the original.) Umm…took you long enough!? And besides, we’ve already seen that…it’s called “The OC!”
8. Diddy wants to start a company that drives drunk celebrities around. What…taxis aren’t good enough? Perhaps celebs don’t think “yellow” is their color.
9. Floyd Mayweather and Chili from TLC?? I think she’s too smart for him, but he’s better than Ursher.
10. If you need something to wear, here’s a new option
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11. Check out Diddy’s twin girls. I’m surprised he hasn’t put them on a diet. Try making them run to get you cheesecake in Brooklyn!
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12. So Lenny, watcha up to these days…. High much?
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13. Oh man Lindsay…. Doesn’t she look like Bugs Bunny? I’m thinking she ate her carrot so fast all the coloring stayed on her face!
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14. Neverland Ranch saved. Who cares. I really don’t want to visit a freaky place like that. I’m sure those walls could tell some stories.
15. Lebron James and model Gisele are going to be on the cover of Vogue. James is the 3rd male to ever grace the cover of Vogue’s 116-year history. (The other two males were Richard Gere and George Clooney.) Not that it makes a difference but Lebron’s gonna get even more @ss than before.
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cris
Wow, Steve-O is shocking. I was at this sake and sushi place in NYC about 2003- I think it was the downstairs one across from Veselka for those who know the LES. I dared the guys to snort ONE line of wasabi cocaine (this was obviously afterhours) he did 4 lines…voluntarily. Funny at first, but by line 3- I was having sympathy pain for him.
Mar 15th, 2008
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