Mizz Jibbz’ Daily Cheese: March 13, 2008

1. To view Britney’s animated “Break The Ice” music video, click on http://www.breatheheavy.com/
2. Because Janet’s been in the hospital, she had to give up her appearance on SNL…so to replace her they got Mariah. I haven’t seen Mariah on SNL but I’ve seen Janet….that was freakin’ hilarious (when she played Condoleeza Rice) but I do happen to know that although Mariah’s got some pipes…she’s an abso-freakin’-lutely HORRIBLE actress, so I can only imagine how that’s gonna go.
3. Why’s Mary Kate looking like a wet dog in rabbit fur? After taking a second look, she kind of looks like a wet dog in rabbit fur w/ rabies.
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4. So some doctor supposedly made a 911 call from Heather Locklear’s house this weekend saying that she was suicidal and needed immediate attention. Heather’s rep denied any sort of crazy drama saying that Heather was at home w/ her boyfriend Jack Wagner (they were so cute on “Melrose Place!” Crazy but cute) and I guess she got some sad news but that was about it. I really doubt there’s anything there but w/ these celebrity-types, ya just never know.
5. Victoria Beckham says, “I’m a complete control freak and I want everything to be perfect. I’m not doing a Britney Spears and just putting my name on something and saying, ‘Sell this perfume.’ This is a real passion of mine. People think all I do is go shopping like a miserable cow, but, in actual fact, I work bloody hard.” Wow Posh, you barely talk but when you do, you’re insulting someone?? I didn’t expect it so I can appreciate the balls on your end, however, as far as the fact that you work “bloody” hard, all we ever do is see you shopping w/ your pig nose in the air wearing shorts that are too small to even fit Barbie…what do you really expect us to say? Yes Posh…it must be so hard to be you…
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6. Nicky Hilton says, “I think the press has been printing a lot of pictures of me from unflattering angles,”
7. Check out the chick that ex-govenor Eliot Spitzer lost his career over. She’s 22 and though you may have heard of her as “Kristen” her real name is Ashley Alexandra Dupre. She’s an aspiring singer (I’m sure she sang into many a mics!) I know she’s better than his wife but was that heffer really worth the thousands of dollars spent on her!?
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8. Christina Aguilera’s been getting tons of votes for FHM’s “Sexiest Woman” poll…good God how’d she get so skinny so fast!?And I don’t know if there’s a shadow or what but doesn’t it seem like there’s a little nip coming out of that teet on the right?
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9. It looks like Paulina Rubio isn’t afraid of being nekked in public!
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Mz. Jibbz’ Picks:
So apparently there’s a pear-shaped D-colour flawless 72.22 carat diamond for sale at Sotheby’s Auction House in New York as of March 11th. It’ll be officially sold at Sotheby’s Hong Kong galleries on April 10th. It’s expected to sell for approximately $13 million bucks..can you imagine owning this puppy!? I’m sure JLo’s gonna try and get her manos on that one.
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