1. I rarely mention politics (for numerous reasons) but I just had to discuss NY’s Governor (now ex gov) Spitzer’s scandal. The dude was caught spending $80,000 on h00kers!? Puhlease, you could’ve bought Paris Hilton for much less than that!

2. Supposedly Brad and Angie are planning on getting married this summer. At this point, who cares really. They’re pretty much tied at the hip (actually in their case, the umbilical cord. Do they have anything else in common besides kids?)

3. Britney’s going to be on “How I Met Your Mother.” (My friend actually saw her on the set…she says she looks exactly the same in person as she does in her pictures…in other words, like shit. Thanks AA!) Anyway, supposedly Alicia Silverstone was going to be on the same episode but bailed out because of Britney saying things would get too “chaotic.” Is that a bad pun cause that was the name of Britney and KFed’s horrible UPN reality show??

4. Happy Birthday to Bow Wow; finally 21. You can officially call all those girls that you’ve been messing w/ “h0″s.

5. Lisa Kudrow’s gettin’ w/ NBC to do a show called “Who Do You Think You Are?” Each week the show will trace the family tree of a celebrity. Sounds more like it should be on the History Channel. Poor girl, she can’t seem to produce a winning show to save her life.

6. “Gilligan’s Island’s” Mary Ann (aka Dawn Wells) has gone the Snoop Dogg route and been caught w/ the weed! She’s gettin’ six month probation. At least she seems to be living the life after that show ended.

7. I just had to point out Madonna’s muscle. Good God she’s only holding a mic and her flex is that big? I wonder if she benchpresses her husband? (Maybe I shouldn’t inquire about their bedroom romps…that’s going a little too far I think.)

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8. Patrick Dempsey had made a huge donation to benefit cancer patients in Maine (his home state.) See…I mention the good things these people do too! (Ok, maybe not all the good things.)

9. I don’t really think I need to say anything about Raven Symone in this picture, except…WHAT THE F!? No wait…I do want to add something…is she trying to look like Eryka Badu’s daughter!? Her face is precisely our reaction to that outfit.

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10. Bobby Brown says of Whitney, “She’s the diva of all divas. She’s Whitney Houston. She has the greatest voice probably on the face of this earth… Don’t count her out yet. After 14 years of marriage, it’d be tough on anybody. But we have a great daughter. And we’re really cool friends, we talk. It is what it is.” You know you just want that money honey!

11. Ray J says of his s*x tape w/ Kim Kardashian, “I would never watch that with one of my friends but I did watch it to watch my performance. It’s kind of like a football game and afterwards you watch the game and see how you can get better at it.” You’re a d0uche for trying to capitalize on that.

12. I have no idea why Britney decided to do an animated version of herself for her new music video “Break The Ice.” It looks NOTHING like her. I’m thinking she got tired of airbrushing her rolls and pimples.

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13. I just had to give it to Will, he still looks good.

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Mz. Jibbz’ Picks:

Went to a restaurant called “Vegan Glory” yesterday; it was Thai Vegan food and it was SO good. I got the tofu stir fry and the pot stickers. I’m salivating just thinking about it. Anyway, not only is it good but it’s cheap!

Vegan Glory
8393 Beverly Blvd
Los Angeles, CA

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