Mizz Jibbz’ Daily Cheese: March 6, 2008
Once again, here’s Mizz Jibbz with the latest celebrity cheddar.
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1. So it’s true…Patrick Swayze has pancreatic cancer :( Apparently he’s responding well to treatments. We want to see you get back on the dance floor Patrick! (Or at least back in drag. Don’t you guys remember “Too Wong Foo, Thanks For Everything, Julie Newmar?”) Anyway, he’s still working on his projects despite the cancer…you go Patrick!
2. While Amy Winehouse’s rep blamed her funky bruise on her cheek on her impetigo infection, I hear the discoloration was from something else. Supposedly Winehouse was at a restaurant smoking and the waitress asked her three times to put out her cig but Winehouse got all psycho on her and put out the cig in her cheek! A witness said Amy didn’t even flinch cause she was so h!gh. Good God…not sure if it’s true (but it probably is knowing her), nonetheless, this b!tch is crazy! Someone needs to tell her that used cigs go in something called an ashtray.
3. Hayden Pannettierre and boyfriend Milo whats-his-name are moving in together. I can’t help it, but I keep thinking of her as the little 15 year old girl at the Teen Choice Awards a few years back, that I saw smoking a cigarette and acting like a b!tch.
4. Well hello Mr. Rock! Loving the arms.
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5. Rihanna has banned any umbrellas from her UK concert tour because she fears people may get too excited when her “Umbrella” song comes on, and accidentally hurt each other. It is true, umbrellas are a weapon. Nevermind guns, that’s how people attack each other in the streets.
6. Just like Christina Aguilera (except these are real), Angelina is bringing out her momma b00bz! Why has she been hiding those suckers? We haven’t seen them in a while.
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7. Britney’s dad still has a hold on her, but now it’s until July 31st. I’m hoping that she’ll get her sh!t together by then; I’m sick and tired of seeing her run amuck.
8. Rapper Rick Ross told Boston’s JAMN 94.5 radio station (Go SD!) that he introduced African cannibas to Bruce Willis. Jeez man, no need to throw anyone else under the bus! Remind me never to smoke the weed w/ Rick Ross…he can’t keep a secret!
9. Kirsten Dunst has found love in rehab. I guess it’s true what they say…”Hugs not Drugs.”
10. Apparently rapper Flo-rida and Neyo’s baby momma Jesse White are a couple. I’m sure we’ll hear about it in an upcoming Neyo R&B song. Neyo, you know I love you, but stop crying about this woman! I’m sick of your tears (and your love songs.)
11. Scarlett Johannson and Ryan Reynolds are moving in together. He really needs to find someone w/ more pazzazz than her, I just don’t dig her. He needs a Natalie Portman type…soft, cute and sassy!
12. I loooove Rachel McAdams, but is she putting a hex on someone here?
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13. Beyonce was spotted wearing a fat diamond on her ring finger and when she saw people looking at it, she (not very obviously) took it off and put it in her bag. Miss B, did ya think we wouldn’t notice? Just like we didn’t notice your funky arm pits and your glued on hair.
14. More on Destiny’s Child members, Kelly Rowland admitted to People mag that she had her b00bz done. Really?? No one cares Kelly. Just come to terms that you’re no Beyonce. Unless you come out and say that you’re really a man (which there are some speculations) then no one’s going to be shocked w/ what you have to say. Personally I like the girl, I think she’s super cute but again…no star power like Beyonce.
15. Who the hell wears this outfit just to go buy ice cream!? Granted she was in West Hollywood and that’s gay town but maybe she thinks they’re looking for a fab hag. Is one man in her life (R. Bush) not enough? I’ll give her credit though, she’s rockin’ that dress.
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– Anna Nicole the movie…actually happening:
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