Once again, here’s Mizz Jibbz with the latest celebrity cheddar.

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1. Whitney Houston is getting paid $2.78 million to perform for one hour at a charity event in London. The event she’ll be performing at will be the Caudwell Children Legends Ball. Since when do charity’s have $2.78 million to spend on a freakin’ performer?! What happened to “non-profits” are always broke? Her flaky @ss better show up to this one. Lord knows she’s had sh!t to pay for w/ her divorce from her bean-wiggling ex-hubby Bobby. (I was just thinking the other day, all those rap songs talking about how “nothing can break us up, just like Whitney and Bobby” need to change…what a shame.)

2. There was a rumor going around that Britney and Heidi Montag recorded a son called “Dramatic” together but they’re saying it didn’t happen. I heard the song, it sounded like it was all Britney. And now that we know Heidi can’t sing worth a lick (ahem, need I mention the “Higher” video?) part of me wants to blame the bad song on her (I did hear it) but it was actually all Britney.

3. Gnarls Barkley’s music video for “Run” can’t air on MTV because of the strobe lighting effects in the video. Apparently studies prove the strobe lights can cause epileptic seizures. Wow that’s crazy. Very smart though.

4. I hope this isn’t true cause it would be SO sad if it were. National Enquirer mag is reporting 55 year old Patrick Swayze has cancer and only has 5 weeks to live. Say it aint so!

5. Paris Hilton’s going to be on NBC’s “My Name is Earl” as herself. So I guess she’ll be an annoying, 5 year old talking rich brat. Even if she’s nails the part; I just can’t be impressed.

6. More on Paris, you know how we’ve been seeing her w/ that Buddhist monk all over the place? Well, the girl’s not fooling us. While she’s trying to be all “holy” people figured out that the dude was an actor. His name is Maxie Santillan and his myspace quote says “Burbank can kiss my @ss!” Yea…real holy my friend. Why do people always give this chick credit!?

7. I think this is Ashley Olsen…why’d she plump her lips? There was really no need. She looks like a younger version of Meg Ryan. Remember when Meg did that to her lips? That raft could’ve seated a party of 4.

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8. Why’s Janet lookin’ all Latoya? I love the curly hair (albeit that weave is a bit much) and the body is hot s*x, but the face is looking a little constipated and I feel like her neck is shrinking. I mean really, these Jackson’s need to quit their surgeon. He must’ve retired after making a fortune on this family alone.

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9. Check out Anne Hathaway in a scene from her new flick “Havoc” where she ‘gets nekked’ (NSFW) I gotta say, those natural puppies are laying down quite nicely.

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10. Reggie Bush is going to be on “Keeping up w/ the Kardashians.” She’s really doing a number on him isn’t she?? Must be that @ss.

11. Even though she’ll have to wait for 16 and a half years to get it, Dannielynn’s been named the sole heir of Anna Nicole’s money. It’s sad and I hope this doesn’t happen to her but we all know that she’s going to be one messed up kid after hearing all about her mother’s life as a str!pper and gold-digger and her “fathers” who nearly killed each other to get her. Btw, both Birkhead and Stern are co-trustees (I say we should keep that Stern guy outta this.) At least Dannielynn’ll have a little moolah to soften the blow.

12. Michael Musto did his own version of Marilyn and I gotta say…it was better than Lindsay’s. Hilarious!

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13. I was going to report this yesterday but I thought it was a joke. Rolling Stone Keith Richards is the new (wrinkly and ran over) face of Louis Vuitton. Changing their image are they?? I guess they’re going for the “C0ked out” look…how original. I’m sure the fashion world will be copying quite shortly. Wait…what am I saying!? Kate Moss has been copied in fashion for years!

14. Could you imagine being 9 years old and going to restaurant Pink Taco for your birthday and having guests like Heidi Klum and Eva Longoria be there? Yea well, that’s what Brooklyn Beckham (son of David and Vicki) got for his birthday. Funny, most 9 year olds get Chuck E. Cheese or Big Bird to attend their birthdays but this guy gets models and actresses.

15. Is Too-Tanned Lindsay actually smiling? We haven’t seen that in a while. I don’t know why she’s wearing all those street signs; it’s not safe. If I saw her walking across the street I would probably stare at her and say “what the f is that chick wearing” and then run my car into a pole.

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