Page out, Lohman in HELL
Hey Ellen, this is what a girl looks like.
As previously reported on BOPsy, sexually ambiguous Canadian dwarf Ellen Page was to star in Evil Dead by way of Spiderman director Sam Raimi’s return to his horror roots, Straight to Hell. As it turns out the lesbian-lipped munchkin is a tad too busy post-Juno, and citing scheduling conflicts has decided to step out of the role. Filling Ellen’s back-bacon and indie-rock scented Converse all-stars will be the altogether more feminine young actress person Alison Lohman, whom you may remember from such films as Flicka, Matchstick Men, Big Fish, and Dial P for Psycho (see pedo-bait pic above).
I’m not saying Ellen Page is gay, but her favorite dinosaur is the lickalotapus and her forearms smell like tuna casserole.
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