Mizz Jibbz’ Daily Cheese: March 4, 2008
Once again here’s MIZZ JIBBZ to give us our daily dose of celebrity fromage in her awesome column, THE DAILY CHEESE
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1. Britney broke up w/ papzi Adnan. Apparently she discovered that the papzi was cheating on her when she saw all these racy text messages in his phone. She also saw two video clips online of him w/ two chicks; one of them he happened to be holding hands w/. Before she got all p!ssed at him and kicked him out of her house, she throw his iPhone in her pool (ooh that’s got to hurt.) No worries, she probably bought that phone for him anyway. Also, I guess this breakup may have sparked a comeback. Britney called up her old dancer buddy and has been talking to him about said “comeback.” Let’s just hope her version of “comeback” isn’t a repeat of her sad @ss VMA performance.
2. More on the Spears front, looks like Jamie Lynn is having a boy. These Spears women really know how to birth them boys. (It’s a good thing too cause I just can’t imagine them raising girls.)
3. Jackass’ Steve-O was arrested yesterday for vandalism and drug possession at his apartment complex in Hollywood. What do we really expect from a guy that staples his @ss shut and then tries to poop? Not exactly a genius.
4. Drew Barrymore told Oprah that she’s donating $1 million bucks to the World Food Program that helps feed hungry children in Kenya. Now that’s awesome. Paris…learn from this woman, instead of spending your money on pointless jewelry w/ the initials of your boyfriend (who… let’s face it, will probably last until the next award show.)
5. Haven’t the Jacksons figured out that the plastic surgeon they go to sucks?? LaToya, stop cutting meat off your face…you just look plain weird.
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6. Mischa, I wouldn’t wear those tights…they emphasize your lopsided legs. Hey, don’t worry, I have them too I’m just smart enough not to emphasize them.
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7. For “The Hills” fans that care (SPOILER ALERT), the new season that starts on March 24th will reveal Lauren’s new puppy and the fact that her, Lo and Audrina moved into a new house. Wow, looks like a fascinating season, I can hardly contain myself. I’m sure their topics will involve puppy chow and the boys they feed it to.
8. See, I knew Tyra and Janet were lezzies! Are they playing Twister or something? Now, we all know about Twister!
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9. Idol contestant David Hernandez used to entertain people in more ways than one. Apparently he was a str!pper at a primarily male str!p joint in Phoenix, AZ and it was called (get this) Dick’s Cabaret. I think you just won points w/ Paula.
10. “Desperate Housewives” might be made into a musical? The creator Mark Cherry has eluded to it. Paris Hilton should play Edie; that’s all I’m saying.
11. Here’s one @ss that we rarely pay attention to…it’s Kate Hudson’s. Not so bad. It’s no Kim Kardashian but it’s cute.
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12. If Rihanna’s “single” then she’s playing Chris Brown for a fool.
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5 Comments, Comment or Ping
DB
kate hudson ass = apple bottom.
Mar 4th, 2008
Mizz Jibbz
DB-
She should be wearing boots w/ the fur then.
JBZ
Mar 4th, 2008
LIANA
I don’t see the whole lopsided leg thing.. ? can you explain in more detail?
Mar 4th, 2008
Mizz Jibbz
Liana,
Look at her right leg, the one that’s coming forward. There’s an inverted area right there. And even though she’s not fat, those pants make her knees look fat.
JBZ
Mar 4th, 2008
Karen Godfrey
please send me the cheese!!
Mar 14th, 2008
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