Mizz Jibbz’ Daily Cheese: March 3, 2008
Once again here’s MIZZ JIBBZ to give us our daily dose of celebrity fromage in her awesome column, THE DAILY CHEESE
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1. JLo’s kids are named Emme and Max. I’m kind of surprised. knowing her, I thought she’d named them something super Hispanic since she’s very “Mrs. Puertorico” and all. I really expected something like Maria Tortilla Habana and Roberto Carlos Juan or something like that.
2. One person who can’t seem to get over JLo and Marc Anthony’s union is Marc’s ex-wife, Dayannara Torres. She’s coming out w/ a book called “Married to Me: How committing to Myself Led To Triumph After Divorce.” I get that you’re p!ssed that JLo took your man and all, but consider it a blessing…it’s Marc Anthony for God’s sake! He’s no prize. Plus…stop trying to get press Dayonnara, after you one that Miss World thing…we got over you.
3. There was a rumor going around that Mischa Barton was going to be on CW’s “Gossip Girl.” But I could tell you now that THAT would NEVER happen. “Gossip Girl” was created by Josh Schwartz who also created the “The OC” and everyone on the “OC” hated Mischa…so yea…not gonna happen.
4. So sad…Juvenile’s 4 year old daughter (along w/ her sister and mother) were killed in Atlanta. Not sure on the details, but all so sad. RIP.
5. Hulk Hogan cheated on his wife w/ his daughter’s 33-year-old best friend named Christiane Plante. Apparently this chick confessed to none other than the National Enquirer (wow…the b!tch isn’t discreet if she confessed to the Enquirer.)
6. Even though it had been less than 2 weeks that Sophie Monk and Benji Madden broke off their engagement, and he’s been seen all over the place w/ Paris Hilton…Sophie Monk isn’t upset. She says that they ended their relationship well and adds “I feel no animosity towards Benji and Paris at all and am very happy with life at the moment.” We all know that’s a crock of sh!t. First of all Sophie Monk (albeit anorexic) is waaay more hot s*x than Paris Hilton. And secondly, Paris is all in love w/ the dude, she’s even walking around town sporting a “B” necklace. What are you…10?! Why don’t you buy him an ice cream cone too.
7. So it looks like the ugliest Pussycat Doll (aka the red-headed tranny who’s real name is Carmit Bachar) is leaving the group. Apparently she’s going to “pursue other projects.” I hope she plans on doing voice-overs or something cause she is just not that cute. Take a look..she’s in the middle
8. Simon Cowell says, “To me, Botox is no more unusual than toothpaste. It works, you do it once a year–who cares?” Simon uses botox and he still looks like that?! I guess it doesn’t work. Btw, he was approached to be the face of viagra! He was so insulted when he got the offer. Maybe he thinks that just cause he has a stiff personality that it would be obvious that other things are stiff too. Guess not!
9. Britney’s wearing another winner outfit
She must be on drugs, cause if she was sober I don’t think she’d let herself dress like a western h0. Besides, that look is so old. Jessica Simpson wore it out actually.
10. Amy Winehouse has a bacterial skin infection called impetigo. Apparently she had a strange lump on her face. I knew that biatch was dirty.
11. Rihanna says this about her status, “I’m single. If a good guy comes along we’ll make it work, but for now I’m having fun being a single woman.” What is the big deal!? We know you’re tapping Chris Brown. She just needs to come out and say it…they look so cute together anyway. Check them out..in Paris
12. Heidi Montag’s step brother died while shoveling snow off a Colorado hotel. That really sucks. The guy made it through 15 months in Iraq and died like that? Horrible. RIP.
13. Scarlett Johannson is auctioning off 2 tickets to her upcoming film “He’s Just Not That Into You” premiere. Oh and they get to hang out w/ her. I don’t get why people love her, I think she’s so stale.
14. Check out the first issue of Girls Gone Wild mag
Yea…just like I thought…real classy. Girl next door? How original. In case you idiots care, it’s due on stands April 15th.
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6 Comments, Comment or Ping
DB
its really depressing that the ugliest pussycat doll also happens to be israeli
Mar 3rd, 2008
Mizz Jibbz
DB,
Don’t worry my friend…only HALF Israeli.
-JBZ
Mar 3rd, 2008
SG
In addition to being half Israeli, she’s also a very real, warm, nice, caring person who happens to be very insecure about her appearance (she was born with a cleft palate). I know Carmit personally and her struggle to be who she is - a person of genuine kindness and integrity - despite her association with the PCD, should be commended. If only there were more people like her in the entertainment business.
Mar 3rd, 2008
admin
You learn something new every day. Carmit and SG we commend you for making the most of what you got.
Mar 3rd, 2008
donna
uh ..sorry to break it to you but that is why she is the ugliest..since when are Israelis known for their looks..give me a break.
Mar 4th, 2008
DB
Donna - shush. the Mossad is reading what you are writing..
Mar 4th, 2008
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